1 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,674 A long time ago, millions of miles out in space, 2 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:17,912 a wandering asteroid took aim at the Yucatan Peninsula. 3 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:25,085 The mass extinction that followed 4 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:28,690 killed 80% of the plant and animal life on Earth, 5 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:31,091 and is called the KT Event. 6 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,126 It meant the end of the dinosaurs, 7 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:36,064 and the creation of the Yucatan cenote, 8 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:39,667 and the birth of the modern tomato. 9 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,804 Tiny black berries of the tomato plant 10 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:44,839 evolved to survive. 11 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,240 Eventually, humans intervened. 12 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,511 Domesticated tomatoes grew even larger, 13 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:54,348 but more and more dependent on humans for survival. 14 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:58,452 Europeans arrived and didn't have a word for them. 15 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:01,421 They took the Mayan word "tomate," 16 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:05,059 meaning swelling, fat, water fruit. 17 00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:19,139 It was the size of a-- 18 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,141 Oh, my gosh. It must be Derrick. 19 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,752 Oh, my God. 20 00:02:30,852 --> 00:02:32,120 Haley, what happened? 21 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,589 TARA, turn down the music. 22 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:35,590 Sure thing. 23 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,858 Volume decreasing. 24 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,228 Whoa, nice 'do. 25 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,031 So gorgeous. 26 00:02:43,131 --> 00:02:44,866 Stop it. 27 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:46,100 Wait, did that tomato just talk? 28 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,502 Oh, yeah. Brand new. 29 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,937 My Tomato does everything short of washing your cat. 30 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:57,111 Guys, we're in sunny San Diego. 31 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,815 How bad can a storm be, right? 32 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,990 Something's at the door. 33 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,004 Go, go, go, go, go. 34 00:03:23,104 --> 00:03:25,173 Go, go. 35 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:26,574 Oh, my God. 36 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,145 Come back. 37 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,346 Come back. 38 00:04:21,062 --> 00:04:23,865 Where is that damn app? 39 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,967 Lock, unlock! 40 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:30,337 Oh, my God. 41 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,839 Oh, my God. 42 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,842 A tomato ate my sister! 43 00:04:44,886 --> 00:04:47,555 Thank God they made it out safe. 44 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,195 But we have other problems. 45 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,830 Those guys? 46 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,499 I'm telling you, Admiral, those guys just deliver pizza. 47 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:06,607 Sifuentes, do they look like pizza delivery guys to you? 48 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:12,947 Launch the drone. 49 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,130 By the way, I picked up a My Tomato. 50 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,531 Pardon the mess. 51 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,999 Damn it. 52 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,737 No plugins, no batteries, completely organic. 53 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:39,339 It says it learns the house as it grows. 54 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,009 Like artificial intelligence. 55 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,511 Only freakier. 56 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:48,316 Imagine your phone, but with living, breathing brain cells. 57 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:52,854 Even worse, it was grown by VegIntel. 58 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:55,388 But who are these guys? 59 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,759 Sifuentes, that's need to know. 60 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:07,602 Tomatoes? 61 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:10,538 It's my worst nightmare. 62 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,219 The secret FBI meeting 63 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,323 in the Interagency Knowledge and Education Alcove 64 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:36,924 will begin shortly. 65 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,793 I believe you would be wise 66 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:43,664 to focus on the infamous Dr. Nicholas Mortimer Gangreen. 67 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,167 You all know Marina Sifuentes. 68 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:48,736 How do you do? How do you do? 69 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,604 Watch your-- watch your foot. 70 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,845 Excuse me and allow me to introduce myself formally. 71 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:02,482 I am known as AI Ansible, the world's most advanced 72 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,718 artificial intelligence. 73 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:06,587 Ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Amazing Balls-- 74 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,923 how do we stop these tomatoes? 75 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:12,560 If I may, Admiral Grant, almost 50 years ago, 76 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,829 there was a similar tomato uprising. 77 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,630 Ultimately, it was discovered that 78 00:08:16,731 --> 00:08:19,633 the pop song "Puberty Love" caused the tomatoes 79 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:21,736 to recoil and shrink. 80 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:24,972 Then, crowds of people stomped the shit out of them. 81 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:25,906 Great. 82 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:27,375 - Let's just do that. - Yeah. 83 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:28,909 Unfortunately, we cannot. 84 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,011 Indeed. 85 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:32,847 The song's puerility has lost its effectiveness. 86 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,516 What you're about to see is top secret footage 87 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:39,353 of a tomato attack from 1978. 88 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:43,958 Following this incident, the government 89 00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:46,193 confiscated the documentary footage 90 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,062 that caught this attack on film. 91 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:51,599 A government sponsored PR campaign promoted the movie 92 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,068 as a comedy-- a comedy so bad 93 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,469 that no one would take it, 94 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,039 or the idea of killer tomatoes, seriously. 95 00:08:58,139 --> 00:08:59,240 We know all this. 96 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,808 We're the ones who did it. 97 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,144 This plan appeared to have worked. 98 00:09:03,244 --> 00:09:05,012 Hardly anyone saw the movie. 99 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,815 The public has no recollection of the traumatic events 100 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:13,687 of 1978, and the uprising was stomped out. 101 00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:15,122 See what I did there? 102 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,392 It was stomped out, just as the tomatoes were stomped-- 103 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:19,727 Where are you going? 104 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:20,728 What's happening? 105 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,029 What is that, a pantsuit? 106 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,697 Why are you crawling on the table? 107 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:25,766 Gangreen is behind this. 108 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,436 He wants terror in every boardroom and government 109 00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:31,705 office-- probably the DMV too. 110 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:34,041 You're not listening to me. 111 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,709 Hi, I'm TARA. 112 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,912 Welcome to VegIntel. 113 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,781 I'm Doctor Kate Patelle, Adolescent Prodigy 114 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,683 and Creator of My Tomato. 115 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,052 Our safe, organic, bioneural network 116 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,455 uses nature to perform everyday tasks 117 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,223 while keeping your communications out 118 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:52,326 of the hands of AI bots, scammers, and predators. 119 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:56,230 Make sure you go home to the safety of a My Tomato. 120 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:06,440 Mr. Press Secretary, might I ask, 121 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:09,009 where is our executive order? 122 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,711 Well, work faster. 123 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,880 There's a fortune to be made replacing those government 124 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,149 answer balls with My Tomatoes. 125 00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:18,919 Dimitri, call the coast and tell them 126 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:23,357 I want the sales reports on my desk at 8:17 tonight. 127 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,561 And I don't mean 8:16 or 8:18. 128 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,661 8:17. 129 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,662 Which coast? 130 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,663 All of them. 131 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,831 Oh, excuse me. 132 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,335 Just let me get you your coffee here. 133 00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:36,303 A paper straw? 134 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,038 I want my straw. 135 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,012 There you are. 136 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,552 Watson, get me another. 137 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,586 Oh, my name's not-- 138 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,254 One team, one name. 139 00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:55,322 You are all Watson. 140 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,726 Madam. 141 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:18,312 Top secret footage of a tomato attack from 1978. 142 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,380 We know all this. 143 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,081 We're the ones who did it. 144 00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:27,021 Sacré bleu! 145 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,294 What are you guys up to? 146 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:47,107 Abuela, our team entered that house minutes after these 147 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,175 guys left. 148 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:52,213 And everything was as clean as a whistle. 149 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:53,747 You see that body? 150 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:57,184 10 minutes later, that woman walked out of the house, 151 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,485 good as new. 152 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,091 You've known the answer since you were a little girl. 153 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:08,162 Your dreams are your murderboard, Mija. 154 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,773 Admiral Grant isn't telling me everything. 155 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,337 Many centuries ago, the great goddess of the moon, 156 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:28,309 with a single furious blow, ended the dinosaurs 157 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:32,279 and created los cenotes that bring us fresh water, 158 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,949 the fertility of the Earth and serve as our gateway 159 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,686 to the afterlife. 160 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,365 Gel! 161 00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:25,966 Gel! Look right away. 162 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,469 It got my arm. 163 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,639 Great Whites prefer cooler waters 164 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,107 and rarely come so close to shore. 165 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:36,544 For the bazillionth time, quit calling me Gel. 166 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,115 Wow. 167 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:46,153 You're really no fun at all, are you, Angela? 168 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,021 Everything looks fine down there. 169 00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:50,924 You got healthy and happy mama babies. 170 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,463 So when are we going to harvest them? 171 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,706 Carbon absorption needs to get better 172 00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:05,973 and better, which is great. 173 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:10,444 But I'm still hearing that low octave grumble. 174 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,547 I can feel the bass from that concert down there. 175 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:13,615 Maybe they can too. 176 00:15:13,715 --> 00:15:14,682 Right. 177 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,718 Tomatoes that grumble to music. 178 00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:19,888 There's a reason why you're the diver and I'm the scientist. 179 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,222 Yeah, cause you can't swim. 180 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,697 Look, whatever you're hearing, it's probably 181 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,533 just in your instruments-- 182 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,434 static and stuff. 183 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,771 Or you got that, what do you call it, 184 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:39,607 that ear ringing thing-- 185 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:43,143 I got a dope audiologist I can hook you up with. 186 00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:47,347 Sometimes it's just earwax. 187 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,150 No big deal. 188 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,653 I love being out here. 189 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,827 What happened to you? 190 00:15:58,927 --> 00:15:59,828 Move over. 191 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,995 I'm driving. 192 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:05,165 Look, if you just let me 193 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:09,236 teach you how to swim, you go down there and check on it. 194 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,439 Why'd VegIntel put you on aquaculture, anyway? 195 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,042 Check the audio and tell me I'm not crazy. 196 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:25,653 Man. 197 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:43,605 Ah! 198 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,661 Abuela, I'm going to meet the Admiral. 199 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:09,162 I can't do this anymore. 200 00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:14,669 I keep being haunted by my nightmares. 201 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,666 Would the captain of the destroyer 202 00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,066 please move your ship? 203 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,436 You're parked in the submarine zone. 204 00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:50,538 Sifuentes. 205 00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:53,942 Admiral, I'm headed to rendezvous Alpha 7. 206 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:56,544 Please meet me there in 10 minutes. 207 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,646 Sifuentes, we've been through this. 208 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,247 We need to talk-- 209 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,717 30 minutes. 210 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,988 Sir? 211 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,289 Admiral Grant, I'm on a deadline. 212 00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:15,830 Sir, there's been new incidents of killer tomatoes. 213 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,331 Killer torndaoes? 214 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,132 Sir, I think that's a movie. 215 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,135 I said tomatoes-- killer tomatoes. 216 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,504 Whatever it is. 217 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,940 I'll tell you what, let's just add it to the agenda 218 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,441 for the Congressional UFO hearings. 219 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:28,810 Good? 220 00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:36,350 I know you've got questions. 221 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,719 I don't have these answers. 222 00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:40,688 Luckily, we do have the Secretary of Energy here. 223 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:43,091 Madam Secretary, will you please come up here 224 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,526 and take their questions? 225 00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:52,567 Why haven't we junked these things for the My Tomato yet? 226 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,301 We're close on organic intelligence, 227 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,903 but still not quite ready. 228 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:56,938 Bullshit. 229 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,338 The campaign is launched. 230 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,408 We've already sold millions of home versions. 231 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:04,846 TARA, run the footage from the beach house. 232 00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,714 As you wish, Miss Patel. 233 00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,983 Dimitri, look at this. 234 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,092 Now, run that again in slow motion. 235 00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:23,765 Look at that. 236 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:24,766 Look at what? 237 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:27,001 That's not a random action. 238 00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:28,970 Our My Tomatoes can only communicate 239 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,571 through Gangreen's TARA network. 240 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:33,173 But those tomatoes are communicating directly, 241 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,642 peer to peer. 242 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:38,946 If we could get our tomatoes to work together without TARA, 243 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,115 we'd cut Gangreen out altogether. 244 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,986 He'd be as obsolete as Answer Ball over there. 245 00:19:45,086 --> 00:19:46,988 Do you know what elephants, whales, 246 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:49,057 and tomatoes all have in common? 247 00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,059 Infrasonic communication. 248 00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:52,560 Turn that thing off. 249 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:58,298 More news-- our monitors have detected escaping inventory. 250 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,936 Tomatoes appear to have reached the surface on their own. 251 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,507 Very good, Dimitri. 252 00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:15,282 Kate, there she is. 253 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,151 Did you see the video I sent? 254 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,988 It's astounding. Who's your source? 255 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,590 Admiral Grant. 256 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:26,226 I don't think much of it, but I thought you might. 257 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,695 No, you're right. 258 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,963 Nothing unusual. 259 00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:33,768 So might we be looking at a big day soon for My Tomato? 260 00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,335 You have no idea. 261 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,839 But I need that executive order. 262 00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,239 Yeah, I'm working on it. 263 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,407 Listen, I got to go. 264 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,977 Very busy, got a lot of paperwork here-- 265 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,412 really piling up. 266 00:20:46,814 --> 00:20:49,917 I want to meet our young marine biologist immediately. 267 00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,586 Already sent for. 268 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:56,456 Sir, I'm sorry, but you know as well 269 00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:58,391 as anybody that these killer tomatoes 270 00:20:58,492 --> 00:20:59,994 have been around forever. 271 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,428 At ease, Admiral. 272 00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:04,132 Now you sound like a conspiracy nut. 273 00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:06,200 I'll just leave this one to the spin room. 274 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,602 Gotta run. 275 00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:19,247 Admiral, thanks for meeting me. 276 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,481 Sifuentes, what is so damn important? 277 00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:23,651 Why didn't you tell me about the movie cover-ups? 278 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,520 Quiet, quiet. 279 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,588 There's ears everywhere. 280 00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:35,863 Anyway, that was all on a need-to-know basis. 281 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,265 Really? 282 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,299 You know my family. 283 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,670 If anybody needs to know, it's me. 284 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:45,006 The paratrooper, the scuba guy, 285 00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:46,473 the old lady in the wheelchair-- 286 00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:48,609 they're all the same people 287 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:51,179 from those old movies, aren't they? 288 00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:53,480 What happened to trust? 289 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:57,185 It's not a matter of trust, Sifuentes. 290 00:21:57,285 --> 00:22:00,922 Sometimes lies live so long 291 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:05,059 that simply telling the truth is treason. 292 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:07,460 You owe it to my parents. 293 00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:09,197 I didn't get this job by accident. 294 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:12,300 Or did you just hire me out of guilt? 295 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,001 You were hired because you were the most 296 00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:15,937 qualified person for the job. 297 00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:18,438 But you are asking me to reveal secrets 298 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,340 that run so deep that the presidents 299 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,509 don't even know about them. 300 00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:22,643 Why all the secrecy? 301 00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:24,712 Can you imagine the panic in the world 302 00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:27,648 if people knew their own vegetables could kill them? 303 00:22:27,748 --> 00:22:30,318 At first, we thought we could eat our way out of this. 304 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,351 But, no. 305 00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:36,891 Innocent people are playing games with tomatoes. 306 00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,927 We don't know the kind of danger they could be spreading. 307 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,633 OK, OK, OK. 308 00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:49,436 The paratrooper, Wilbur Finletter, 309 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:54,041 he was the original commander of the FBI Strike Force. 310 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:57,245 But, after some years, the government cut them loose. 311 00:22:57,345 --> 00:22:59,247 And then your parents, they hooked him up 312 00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:02,583 with some centuries-old secret tomato 313 00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:05,052 watch organization. 314 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,857 I know more about him than you might think. 315 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,424 But what about Gangreen? 316 00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:13,094 Gangreen? 317 00:23:13,194 --> 00:23:15,963 Gangreen is a nut job. 318 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,497 Gangreen is not a problem. 319 00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:21,736 The problem is Kate Patelle and her My Tomato crap. 320 00:23:21,836 --> 00:23:27,275 Well, maybe it's time we bring in your Wilbur Finletter, 321 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,144 convince him that he needs our help. 322 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,013 Sam Smith, he's your key for that. 323 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:33,781 Oh, yes. 324 00:23:33,881 --> 00:23:37,151 You'll find him at the Barrel Roll Bar any day of the week. 325 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,553 But do not tell him I sent you. 326 00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:44,592 Say that you're there on behalf of the White House. 327 00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,564 Yo, what is up, you guys? 328 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:52,967 The internet is freaking out about these so-called tomato 329 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,636 attacks, but I want to hear it straight from the people. 330 00:23:55,736 --> 00:24:00,942 So I'm coming to you live from the streets. 331 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:02,310 That's embarrassing. 332 00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,178 What the-- 333 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,179 Woo! 334 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,682 Oh, oh, oh. 335 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,784 Hey, how about a taste of your own medicine, kid? 336 00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:10,985 Whoa, whoa. 337 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:12,053 Easy does it, bro. 338 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:13,421 Scram. 339 00:24:16,057 --> 00:24:18,993 I can't believe we got invited to meet Kate Patelle. 340 00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:20,161 Boss babe in person. 341 00:24:20,261 --> 00:24:21,329 Don't call her that. 342 00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:22,462 It's disrespectful. 343 00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,165 Tuck in your shirt. 344 00:24:24,265 --> 00:24:27,034 That tomato was actually kind of good. 345 00:24:31,806 --> 00:24:34,742 Ever wondered how a My Tomato works? 346 00:24:34,842 --> 00:24:37,678 It all starts with the TARA network. 347 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:43,951 TARA is a miracle of modern organic intelligence. 348 00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:47,888 Now, she serves as the central communication node 349 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:50,725 in our network of sentient tomatoes. 350 00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:54,328 With synthetic biogenetics, when the world profits, 351 00:24:54,428 --> 00:24:56,597 we profit. 352 00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:58,532 I think I have an ethical obligation to tell her 353 00:24:58,632 --> 00:24:59,767 about the grumbling. 354 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:02,770 We are meeting the Kate Patelle in person. 355 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,438 I'm not going to start off by lying to her. 356 00:25:04,538 --> 00:25:05,940 You're crazy, Gel. 357 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,209 I mean, you've proven you can grow a vegetable with no soil 358 00:25:08,309 --> 00:25:09,710 and no fresh water. 359 00:25:09,810 --> 00:25:11,579 To me, that sounds like the very definition 360 00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:13,114 of VegIntel Organics. 361 00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:16,384 Those grumbling sounds must mean something. 362 00:25:16,484 --> 00:25:19,353 Stop calling me Gel. 363 00:25:19,453 --> 00:25:21,722 The data just hit my phone. 364 00:25:21,822 --> 00:25:23,424 Your inventory count was short again. 365 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:24,725 Don't worry about that. 366 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:27,395 They're probably just on the bottom of the bay. 367 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,330 Or they swam away on their own. 368 00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:30,698 Call of the wild. 369 00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:32,299 Yeah, swam away. 370 00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:44,045 No, for real, though, these tomato attacks are mental. 371 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:46,480 Check this out-- authorities say there's no evidence 372 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,481 this ever happened. 373 00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:48,916 It's just another hoax. 374 00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:51,118 But, in seriousness, if you or anyone you know 375 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,154 has been affected by these tomato attacks, 376 00:25:53,254 --> 00:25:56,190 don't forget to smash that Like and Subscribe button. 377 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,191 All right. 378 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,559 Mental. 379 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:03,864 Another one. 380 00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,900 And one for my friend here. 381 00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,308 Hello. 382 00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:17,411 I'm going to get me some of this. 383 00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:19,180 Hey, gorgeous. 384 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,482 Are you sunburnt? 385 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,284 Are you always this hot? 386 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:25,786 My nose. 387 00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:27,621 You knocked off my nose. 388 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,490 The White House said I could find you here. 389 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,625 You're being called back to active duty. 390 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:32,960 I'm through. 391 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:34,028 Kaput. 392 00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:36,263 You can take your experimental jet-- 393 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,465 And you must be? 394 00:26:37,566 --> 00:26:39,100 Sir Elton John. 395 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,969 And who told you to look for me here, love? 396 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:45,306 Drop the routine, and I'll tell you. 397 00:26:45,406 --> 00:26:47,274 That's a peanut. 398 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:50,077 Sam Smith, master of disguise. 399 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,817 And attorney at law. 400 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:58,886 Uh-huh. 401 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:01,021 Admiral Grant said I could find you. 402 00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:02,022 I'm a real lawyer. 403 00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:04,191 I'm sure you're a credit to the profession. 404 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,192 Let's go. 405 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,193 Oh, there it is. 406 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:09,196 My nose. 407 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:12,032 Oh, that's an olive. 408 00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:19,106 Call me. 409 00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:20,040 Really? 410 00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:22,676 Everybody deserves representation. 411 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:29,518 I feel a sea breeze today. 412 00:27:29,618 --> 00:27:30,684 Look, I've been told that you can connect me 413 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:33,787 with the original FBI Strike Force. 414 00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:36,023 That strike force was disbanded decades ago. 415 00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:39,093 Well, I need them to un-disband. 416 00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:41,328 Boss isn't going to want to work with you. 417 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:43,364 Answers to a higher power now. 418 00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:46,433 Well, then it's a good thing the Admiral wants him. 419 00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:50,137 Oh, Admiral Grant. 420 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:53,073 I would suggest you leave that part out of your pitch. 421 00:27:53,174 --> 00:27:57,178 Whatever happened between him and the Admiral, anyway? 422 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,380 The whole movie scam was his idea. 423 00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:04,718 Brass decided to shut down the whole task force 424 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:07,454 along with Area 57-- 425 00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:10,157 ruined our careers. 426 00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:11,725 Frank got a promotion. 427 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,528 The rest of us had to make other connections. 428 00:28:13,628 --> 00:28:14,563 What's Area 57? 429 00:28:14,663 --> 00:28:15,863 Wait, wait, wait. 430 00:28:15,963 --> 00:28:18,732 You just said "we" had to have other connections. 431 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:21,603 I thought you were practicing law now. 432 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,304 Law is just a side gig. 433 00:28:23,404 --> 00:28:27,542 Truth is, you never really leave, to be honest. 434 00:28:27,642 --> 00:28:30,144 Too many secrets. 435 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:32,813 Finletters Pizza. 436 00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:34,748 Oh, you even have a menu. 437 00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,019 Oh, gee. 438 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:42,489 Secret club-- do you guys have a secret handshake, too? 439 00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:45,125 Needs to know work both ways. 440 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,338 Hi. Welcome to VegIntel. 441 00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:59,840 So sorry, Miss Patelle's in back-to-back meetings. 442 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,342 Can I get you any coffee while you wait? 443 00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:02,343 Can't. 444 00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:03,777 IBS. 445 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:07,649 That's irritable bowel syndrome. 446 00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,450 Ew. 447 00:29:17,491 --> 00:29:18,392 Hi. 448 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:19,827 You've reached VegIntel. 449 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,762 All of us are working from home, 450 00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:25,132 and there is no one here to take your call. 451 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:29,803 Wow. 452 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:32,806 Jasmine, check out that giant tomato. 453 00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:35,009 It doesn't look organic, Josh. 454 00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:37,478 I think he's after our compost. 455 00:29:37,579 --> 00:29:38,680 Oh, no. 456 00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:40,682 He's got little Bobby. 457 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,116 Poor Bobby. 458 00:29:42,216 --> 00:29:43,183 That's a drag. 459 00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,754 I just finished paying for his karate lessons. 460 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:46,820 Yeah, well, they didn't help. 461 00:29:53,961 --> 00:30:00,434 ♪ I don't have plans and schemes ♪ 462 00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:02,504 ♪ And I don't have ♪ 463 00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:04,706 I have one large pepperoni. 464 00:30:07,908 --> 00:30:10,477 Finletters Pizza, what can I get you? 465 00:30:10,578 --> 00:30:11,478 What? 466 00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:13,347 Pineapple? On a pizza? 467 00:30:13,447 --> 00:30:14,549 What are you, nuts? 468 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:18,886 What can I get you? 469 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,321 Yo, pops, you take Venmo? 470 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:21,790 No, man. Cash only. 471 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,692 Cash App? 472 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:25,159 Zelle? 473 00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:28,228 Look, kid, no newfangled high tech gobbledygook 474 00:30:28,329 --> 00:30:30,998 substitutions for good old American greenbacks, OK? 475 00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:33,000 So you either pony up something with dead presidents 476 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,570 on it, or no pizza. 477 00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:36,970 Guy wants a dead president? 478 00:30:37,071 --> 00:30:40,307 What's the world coming to, man? 479 00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:45,045 Pardon me, but do you happen to have any singing zebras? 480 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:49,617 No, but we do have peanut butter and gummy bear pizza. 481 00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:52,152 Your uncle needs you. 482 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,258 Colburn, Irene, in the back. 483 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:08,369 I haven't dipped into this inventory in years. 484 00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:22,282 Kind of musty in here. 485 00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:25,720 We got to get this place cleaned out. 486 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,087 So, what's going on? 487 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:31,860 Let me guess, our old friends are worried. 488 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,327 Looks like it. 489 00:31:33,427 --> 00:31:36,997 Yeah, well, not thrilled about all the public attention, 490 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:38,533 but we're on it. 491 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:40,901 It's under control. 492 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,971 Not as far as Washington's concerned. 493 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,641 They got video of you the other night. 494 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:48,375 Things got a little messy. 495 00:31:48,475 --> 00:31:52,714 They asked me to bring the team in. 496 00:31:52,814 --> 00:31:53,914 How about you tell them to just go 497 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,416 make another fake movie? 498 00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:58,051 Or, better yet, they could just re-release one of the ones 499 00:31:58,152 --> 00:32:00,588 they already shot that nobody saw. 500 00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:01,890 Come on, come on. 501 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:04,992 Wilbur-- Wilbur, this might be a bit of kismet. 502 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,529 Someone did this before us, and someone's 503 00:32:07,629 --> 00:32:08,996 got to do it after us. 504 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,765 The hell are you talking about, Irene? 505 00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:12,634 We can't do this forever. 506 00:32:12,734 --> 00:32:15,002 We could use some new blood. 507 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,303 Just take a meeting. 508 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:19,808 You don't hear anything you like, you go home. 509 00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:21,275 I smell my favorite Admiral. 510 00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:24,211 Just take one meeting. 511 00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:28,583 All right. Shut her down, people. 512 00:32:28,683 --> 00:32:29,584 We got a gig. 513 00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:31,018 Yes. 514 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:32,219 There we go. 515 00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:33,086 Come on. 516 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,388 Leave those aprons here, though. 517 00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,190 You better hope a food critic doesn't show up. 518 00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:39,661 I've been waiting 50 years to get this place written up. 519 00:32:46,768 --> 00:32:48,870 Hello? 520 00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,137 Oh, well. 521 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,952 Hi. 522 00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:06,153 I am so excited to meet you. 523 00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:08,556 I've read all of your cover stories so many times-- 524 00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:09,791 Wired, Forbes, 525 00:33:09,891 --> 00:33:12,861 even that Page Six hit piece couldn't steal your shine. 526 00:33:12,961 --> 00:33:15,864 Oh, I'm aware of my fabulosity. 527 00:33:15,964 --> 00:33:17,866 Dimitri, how fabulous am I? 528 00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:20,200 Mondo fab. 529 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,169 Now, dispense with the flattery 530 00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:24,338 and show me your findings. 531 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:31,278 So growth rates are exceeding expectation, which is strange 532 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:33,313 given that these tomatoes were cloned from 533 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,349 a slow growing Yucatan variety. 534 00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:37,785 Our working theory is that the underwater sound waves 535 00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:40,020 may be influencing their behavior. 536 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,623 Behavior? 537 00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:44,859 They make sounds, grumbles. 538 00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:47,662 If you look at this clip right here, 539 00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:51,498 you can even see that the tomatoes vibrate in sync. 540 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:55,837 The science, it's pretty complicated. 541 00:33:55,937 --> 00:33:56,838 So? 542 00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:58,405 She's a genius. 543 00:33:58,506 --> 00:33:59,908 She is a-- 544 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:01,408 you are a genius. 545 00:34:01,509 --> 00:34:03,912 OK, so this-- 546 00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:21,061 Whatever is happening, 547 00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:23,765 saltwater farming could save billions 548 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,266 of gallons of fresh water. 549 00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:27,769 I've seen quite enough. 550 00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:29,269 All right. 551 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:31,471 Do I need to remind you of your confidentiality agreement? 552 00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:32,472 No? 553 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:33,675 Bye bye. 554 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:37,912 Thank you for your time. 555 00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,747 So nice to meet you. 556 00:34:41,281 --> 00:34:44,151 Well, you freaked them out, Gel. 557 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,219 Most people want to hear the truth. 558 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,323 That has not been my experience. 559 00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:53,327 What's the deal with these guys? 560 00:34:53,427 --> 00:34:55,563 I don't think they know what they got. 561 00:34:55,663 --> 00:34:58,666 They're just focused on saving the planet. 562 00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:00,500 Well, let's make sure they don't do that 563 00:35:00,602 --> 00:35:02,202 before we can make money off of it. 564 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:03,638 All right, well, I'll find some place 565 00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:06,139 to put those two where we can keep an eye on them. 566 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,408 Better, I'll volunteer their services 567 00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:11,045 to our government partners. 568 00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:13,781 Meantime, see what you can do to keep 569 00:35:13,881 --> 00:35:15,650 Sifuentes out of our hair. 570 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:26,761 Hello, Kate the Great. 571 00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:29,964 Caught me in the middle of a workout, but I'll allow it. 572 00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:32,399 How's my favorite captain of industry? 573 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:36,537 Tell me all about the world of bio-orgy genetics. 574 00:35:36,638 --> 00:35:40,008 My Tomato is selling like hotcakes. 575 00:35:40,108 --> 00:35:42,275 I'm even cranking up My Tomato 2.0 576 00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:45,379 to clear inventory and cover your ass. 577 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:48,082 What's behind schedule is your government contract. 578 00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:51,351 Patience is its own reward, sweetheart. 579 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:54,922 Why don't you leave the timing to me? 580 00:35:55,023 --> 00:35:57,157 I'm sending you some reinforcement, 581 00:35:57,257 --> 00:35:59,027 two of my best scientists. 582 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:00,695 I need you to cut through the red tape, 583 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:04,098 get them cleared, and placed with your government meatheads. 584 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:05,767 That's actually clever. 585 00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:08,402 You might make it in the big leagues after all. 586 00:36:08,503 --> 00:36:09,604 Just keep me in the loop. 587 00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:12,674 You'll be my first call, butter cake. 588 00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:27,755 Dimitri, I need everyone on this. 589 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:31,458 Grab those underwater tomatoes and slice them and dice them 590 00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:34,896 until you squeeze every last strand of DNA for analysis. 591 00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:37,732 Slice and dice. 592 00:36:53,614 --> 00:36:55,183 All right, I'm going to take this one alone. 593 00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,250 You go perform a routine recon. 594 00:36:57,350 --> 00:37:00,454 Pick me up here at 2100 hours. 595 00:37:00,555 --> 00:37:02,289 The Interagency Knowledge and 596 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,458 Education Alcove will begin the top secret 597 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:06,994 FBI meeting momentarily. 598 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:16,037 You must be the fabled Wilbur Fuddrucker. 599 00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:17,237 It's Finletter. 600 00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:19,507 And you must be the unknown agent-- 601 00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:20,742 Sifuentes. 602 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:24,244 Interesting uniform you've got there. 603 00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:27,148 This uniform has seen me through many tough times, 604 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:28,649 but you already knew that. 605 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,350 I'm not sure what I know anymore. 606 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:31,586 Tell me about that patch. 607 00:37:31,686 --> 00:37:34,254 This patch, I got it for valor under combat-- 608 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:36,591 the tomato uprising of '78. 609 00:37:36,691 --> 00:37:39,660 Yeah, my grandmother showed me one. 610 00:37:43,131 --> 00:37:44,999 Agh, my nuts. 611 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,873 My parents were killed in the war. 612 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:55,543 Your father was major Miguel Alberto Juarez De Los Santos 613 00:37:55,643 --> 00:38:00,380 Garcia Hernandez Sifuentes De La Casa De Fuerte. 614 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,316 I heard all about the war from my grandmother. 615 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:08,022 Your mother and father were great and honorable soldiers, 616 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:09,157 but they were also-- 617 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:15,563 In fact, my mother recruited you on her deathbed. 618 00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:17,732 And I've seen the movies. 619 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:20,568 That documentary was intended to tell the public the truth. 620 00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:21,803 Mmhmm. 621 00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:24,972 The guardians have monitored the tomatoes for centuries. 622 00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:29,010 The sequels, the cartoons, pitiful contrivances. 623 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,310 Screw the movies. 624 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:33,281 I assume my mother chose you for a reason. 625 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,949 In honor of your mother and father, 626 00:38:35,049 --> 00:38:37,417 I'm willing to give this partnership a shot. 627 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,519 Look, 628 00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:40,487 part of my job is establishing 629 00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:41,622 a chain of command. 630 00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,825 "Partner" isn't in our vernacular. 631 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:44,926 That's fine. 632 00:38:45,026 --> 00:38:46,594 On paper, you can have all the commands you like. 633 00:38:46,694 --> 00:38:50,064 But in the field, my crew follows my orders. 634 00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,165 Fair enough. 635 00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:52,867 However, if you step out of line, 636 00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:57,437 I'll see to it that you and your crew are retired for good. 637 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:58,573 Wait, what do you mean? 638 00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:00,373 Like executed or literally retired? 639 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:01,374 Literally retired. 640 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:02,375 We're already retired. 641 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:03,443 Then I mean executed. 642 00:39:03,544 --> 00:39:04,745 We can live with that. 643 00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:08,249 But first, I need you to read aloud this request 644 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,818 for services form. 645 00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,053 I'm not reading that. 646 00:39:12,153 --> 00:39:13,721 All right, well, then, I'll just give you your copy. 647 00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:15,690 It's recommended you keep it in your paperwork. 648 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,325 - We don't have to have copies. - No, it's OK. 649 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:18,358 I'll sign it and date it. 650 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:19,359 And then that way I'll know-- 651 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:20,661 No, because it's all-- 652 00:39:20,761 --> 00:39:21,494 I gotta go. 653 00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:23,831 And I just-- do you have a pen? 654 00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:26,734 Mysterioso. 655 00:39:29,237 --> 00:39:31,072 It doesn't make any sense, Gel. 656 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:34,308 I mean, Patelle practically throws us out of her office, 657 00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:35,843 and now we're on some special assignment 658 00:39:35,943 --> 00:39:38,579 to the FBI, whatever that means. 659 00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:41,782 I'm pretty sure this is the right address. 660 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,284 Something smells off. 661 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,586 Yeah, you stepped in dog poop. 662 00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:50,224 You must be Chip and Dale. 663 00:39:50,324 --> 00:39:52,960 Oh, it's Chad and Angela. 664 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:55,395 You're agent Sifuentes? 665 00:39:55,495 --> 00:39:57,531 The brains and muscle, huh? 666 00:39:57,632 --> 00:40:00,968 Just so you know, it wasn't my idea to bring you in. 667 00:40:01,068 --> 00:40:04,205 And I have no idea how you got clearance. 668 00:40:04,305 --> 00:40:05,573 He wasn't my idea, either. 669 00:40:05,673 --> 00:40:09,143 He's Kate Patelle's muscle, not mine. 670 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,845 How do you know I wasn't the brains? 671 00:40:10,945 --> 00:40:12,445 'Cause you're not. 672 00:40:12,546 --> 00:40:14,015 I could be the brains. 673 00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:22,757 Looks like nobody's here. 674 00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:23,758 Weird. 675 00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:25,793 Welcome to my laboratory. 676 00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:28,562 Gangreen, you're working here? 677 00:40:28,663 --> 00:40:31,365 I came with the castle. 678 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:32,400 How's Romania? 679 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:33,868 I'm still there. 680 00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:36,971 The miracle of technology, my young lad. 681 00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:40,041 I was alerted when you entered my lab. 682 00:40:40,141 --> 00:40:41,509 Feel free to look around. 683 00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:42,677 Cool. 684 00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:45,713 So you're the Doctor Gangreen? 685 00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:48,149 You do experiments on vegetables? 686 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:52,320 Well, a little work on other vegetables, 687 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,288 like those carrots. 688 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:04,065 But this is how tomatoes settle. 689 00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:08,369 So, doc, have you tried a bacterial synthetic genome 690 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,171 or saltwater infusion? 691 00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:13,641 I see the whipped cream, but where's the hot chocolate? 692 00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:16,577 Funny you should mention water. 693 00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:20,581 Take a look at that tomato on the table. 694 00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:25,485 If I didn't know better, I'd think that tomato 695 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:29,557 was dehydrating the plant. 696 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:33,327 Oh, my gosh. 697 00:41:33,427 --> 00:41:36,130 Uh, guys! 698 00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,375 Just another red mess looking to sap 699 00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:49,510 our precious bodily fluids. 700 00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:52,713 Doctor Gangreen, we're being attacked. 701 00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:53,748 Come again? 702 00:41:53,848 --> 00:41:55,483 We're being attacked. 703 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:56,484 Watch whose cat? 704 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:59,120 Attacked! 705 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,421 Oh. 706 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,399 I'm sure you're in no danger. 707 00:42:11,499 --> 00:42:13,768 They're just friendly hugs. 708 00:42:13,868 --> 00:42:17,038 Angela, I think you could be of great help 709 00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:18,572 in analyzing the data. 710 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:20,841 Look in my desk drawer. 711 00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:23,844 There is a temporary access card to the lab. 712 00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:27,148 But, just to be clear, your work is exclusively 713 00:42:27,248 --> 00:42:28,749 on this isolated computer. 714 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:31,685 No internet, no remote access? 715 00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:32,953 That's right. 716 00:42:33,054 --> 00:42:35,723 This information could never leave the castle. 717 00:42:35,823 --> 00:42:36,791 Oh, professor. 718 00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:38,592 The lunch buffet is starting. 719 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:39,593 Mmm. 720 00:42:39,693 --> 00:42:42,029 Monte Cristo sandwiches. 721 00:42:42,129 --> 00:42:44,899 Ta ta, science people. 722 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:48,035 That was weird. 723 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:54,975 Last night, tomato attacks were reported in New Orleans-- 724 00:42:57,044 --> 00:43:00,881 --Tokyo, 725 00:43:00,981 --> 00:43:03,350 Milan. 726 00:43:06,353 --> 00:43:09,256 Authorities attribute the incidents to unusual weather 727 00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:10,658 patterns or UFOs. 728 00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:22,770 Finletter. 729 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,205 Incident at Fallbrook Road. 730 00:43:24,305 --> 00:43:26,541 Got it. Fallbrook Road. 731 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,142 We got activity, let's go. 732 00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:29,143 You take the van. 733 00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:30,211 I'll meet you there. 734 00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,513 But Sifuentes is on her way. 735 00:43:31,612 --> 00:43:33,013 She's bringing two new team members to meet. 736 00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:34,782 She and the government are going to have to wait. 737 00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:39,253 This is a Guardians 911. 738 00:43:41,556 --> 00:43:44,658 This poor woman was dehydrated to death. 739 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:46,595 Looks to me like tomatoes. 740 00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:50,064 Only one way to find out for sure, sheriff. 741 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:51,065 Oh, gross. 742 00:43:51,165 --> 00:43:52,266 That's blood. 743 00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:57,671 That's tomato juice. 744 00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:00,641 Well, good thing we didn't step in it. 745 00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:13,588 Not moving fast enough. 746 00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:15,356 Barely got to that poor girl at the beach house 747 00:44:15,456 --> 00:44:18,759 on time and too late to do rehydration or cleanup here. 748 00:44:18,859 --> 00:44:20,629 Local cops beat us. 749 00:44:20,728 --> 00:44:22,096 It's not good. 750 00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:23,565 Where's Wilbur? 751 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:24,965 Oh! 752 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:32,641 Sorry I'm late. 753 00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,308 I forgot my phone. 754 00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:44,685 It's like the boomers forgot to lock the front door. 755 00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:46,787 Maybe there's somebody in the back. 756 00:44:46,887 --> 00:44:49,558 Smells like they also forgot to turn off the microwave. 757 00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:52,126 That's just how boomers smell. 758 00:44:52,226 --> 00:44:55,396 So, Marina, exactly what government agency 759 00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:56,730 do you belong to? 760 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,399 Oh, do you know Nunya? 761 00:44:58,499 --> 00:45:00,367 Nunya business. 762 00:45:00,467 --> 00:45:02,571 That's not very nice. 763 00:45:02,671 --> 00:45:03,871 No way. 764 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:05,873 Tomato voodoo doll? 765 00:45:05,973 --> 00:45:07,975 Oh. 766 00:45:08,075 --> 00:45:10,945 Did you know they used to grow babies in space? 767 00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:11,879 Shut up. 768 00:45:11,979 --> 00:45:14,215 Tit Tat and rainbow Skitters. 769 00:45:14,315 --> 00:45:15,883 That's my favorite. 770 00:45:18,786 --> 00:45:20,589 Wait, how's this thing work? 771 00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:24,291 Somewhere to insert, swipe, tap, scan? 772 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:27,261 What the? 773 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:35,936 Whoa. 774 00:45:36,036 --> 00:45:37,838 Does this mean I can't get rainbow Skitters? 775 00:45:37,938 --> 00:45:39,807 Wait, are we trespassing? 776 00:45:39,907 --> 00:45:42,076 We're for sure trespassing. 777 00:45:42,176 --> 00:45:45,714 A tomato speakeasy? 778 00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:49,049 Come on. 779 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:50,851 What? 780 00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,430 So let me get this straight-- 781 00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:08,802 the disappearance of Atlantis, the eruption of Pompeii, 782 00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:10,971 and the Hindenburg crash were all-- 783 00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,339 Tomatoes. 784 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,875 All tomatoes. 785 00:46:14,975 --> 00:46:18,479 Attack of the killer tomatoes. 786 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:19,480 Attack-- 787 00:46:19,581 --> 00:46:20,481 Oh, my God, Chad. 788 00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:22,283 What? Come on. 789 00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:23,284 It's a classic. 790 00:46:23,384 --> 00:46:25,119 - We're working. - Well, it's a classic. 791 00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:28,856 I have it on my Should've Won An Oscars movie playlist. 792 00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:30,791 What's that? 793 00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:32,960 What's that? 794 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,962 It's a crazy thing. 795 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,268 They're back. 796 00:46:41,368 --> 00:46:42,269 Turn that off. 797 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,270 Everyone, out. 798 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:45,674 Out. 799 00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,346 Well, who are these two? 800 00:46:52,446 --> 00:46:53,347 Don't blame me. 801 00:46:53,447 --> 00:46:54,549 Orders from above. 802 00:46:54,649 --> 00:46:56,050 Seriously, Irene, tell me, 803 00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:58,787 just why do we need more pencil pushers? 804 00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,354 I say we give them a chance, chief. 805 00:47:00,454 --> 00:47:02,524 It's nice to have another woman on the team. 806 00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:03,525 Any of you knit? 807 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:04,526 No. 808 00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:06,293 I do-- a little. 809 00:47:06,393 --> 00:47:10,598 What? There's a lot of hurry up and wait in the SEALs. 810 00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:11,999 SEALs? 811 00:47:12,099 --> 00:47:14,134 Yes, sir. 812 00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:15,903 All right, Sam, look, I'll admit, 813 00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:17,605 these kids have compelling backstories, 814 00:47:17,706 --> 00:47:18,906 but we don't need them. 815 00:47:19,006 --> 00:47:20,841 All right, you'll be hearing from me, big guy. 816 00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:23,143 All right. How's the weather down there? 817 00:47:23,243 --> 00:47:25,879 Just fine. 818 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:28,982 Good day, Mama Smurf. 819 00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,586 Those old people are wildly offensive. 820 00:47:31,686 --> 00:47:32,687 Getting kind of hungry. 821 00:47:32,787 --> 00:47:33,788 Maybe we should go get some food. 822 00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:35,356 What? We just left the pizza shop. 823 00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:37,625 Should we go back? 824 00:47:37,726 --> 00:47:41,563 What the-- shots fired-- 825 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:43,063 Go, go. 826 00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:02,216 It's the Wild West out here. 827 00:48:07,921 --> 00:48:10,023 You can let go now. 828 00:48:13,695 --> 00:48:15,730 Yeah, OK. 829 00:48:15,830 --> 00:48:17,197 That was no random street shooting. 830 00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:18,365 I think somebody tried to kill you. 831 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:19,801 I just got a message from Kate Patelle. 832 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,368 She wants me and Chad in her office now. 833 00:48:21,468 --> 00:48:22,436 Right. 834 00:48:22,537 --> 00:48:23,705 I can watch my own six. 835 00:48:23,805 --> 00:48:26,173 You two get out of here. 836 00:48:26,273 --> 00:48:26,974 Stay low. 837 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,644 Low, low, low, low. 838 00:48:32,246 --> 00:48:33,715 Even the mere mention of the word 839 00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:36,785 is sufficient to induce panic. 840 00:48:36,885 --> 00:48:38,753 Tomato. 841 00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:05,312 Hi, I'm Kate Patelle, CEO and Founder of VegIntel Organics. 842 00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:08,917 Our new My Tomato can provide 24-hour tomato detection 843 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:10,417 and security services. 844 00:49:10,518 --> 00:49:13,086 So effective you won't even know it's there. 845 00:49:13,187 --> 00:49:16,423 And kids will love the new fuzzy tomato plush. 846 00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:22,864 Have a seat. 847 00:49:22,963 --> 00:49:24,532 You sent for us? 848 00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:27,702 Do you know how I got to be in this office? 849 00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:30,437 Elevator. 850 00:49:30,538 --> 00:49:33,207 Funny guy, Watson. 851 00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:36,911 I got here by being the toughest SOB in the room. 852 00:49:37,010 --> 00:49:39,547 I never took no for an answer. 853 00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:40,915 Isn't that right, Dimitri? 854 00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:43,450 Have I ever taken no for an answer? 855 00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:44,819 Yeah-- no. No. 856 00:49:44,919 --> 00:49:45,820 No. 857 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,221 It's no. 858 00:49:50,859 --> 00:49:52,226 Here's the thing-- 859 00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:53,695 certain people in the government 860 00:49:53,795 --> 00:49:56,997 aren't happy about the progress of our research. 861 00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:58,465 Anyone famous? 862 00:49:58,566 --> 00:50:01,101 Let's just say they are a lot higher up in the government 863 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:03,638 than who you're working with. 864 00:50:03,738 --> 00:50:05,405 Man, that blows. 865 00:50:05,507 --> 00:50:08,510 Doctor Gangreen says he's making progress. 866 00:50:08,610 --> 00:50:11,880 According to my calculations, he just says that to protect 867 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:14,481 his cushy government contract. 868 00:50:14,582 --> 00:50:17,519 As usual, your feeble AI brain cannot compute. 869 00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:20,320 Doctor Gangreen is gathering necessary information, 870 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,356 you clinking, clanking, clattering 871 00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:24,291 collection of caliginous junk. 872 00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:26,460 Doctor Gangreen is world renowned. 873 00:50:26,561 --> 00:50:29,229 In fact, he has his own action figure. 874 00:50:33,835 --> 00:50:36,069 Have you shared any of your research with them? 875 00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:38,272 No, but Doctor Gangreen is working on the DNA 876 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:40,407 of a particular strain of tomatoes 877 00:50:40,508 --> 00:50:42,209 that we've been experimenting with. 878 00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:45,013 And he plans to call on me to help with the analysis. 879 00:50:45,112 --> 00:50:46,648 I'm not sure we have time for that. 880 00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:49,851 I need every scrap of data the government has collected. 881 00:50:49,951 --> 00:50:51,418 No time to waste. 882 00:50:51,519 --> 00:50:53,487 Have you just asked them for it? 883 00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:55,355 Too much red tape. 884 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:58,091 That's why you're on my team, Watson. 885 00:50:58,191 --> 00:51:02,864 Therefore-- therefore-- 886 00:51:02,964 --> 00:51:04,933 You want us to steal it. 887 00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:06,768 Steal it? 888 00:51:06,868 --> 00:51:08,636 Of course not. 889 00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:10,470 We're all working together. 890 00:51:10,572 --> 00:51:12,406 I just need you to copy the data 891 00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:14,909 so my team, including Angela, 892 00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:17,545 can look at it and see how we can help. 893 00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:18,546 I don't know, man. 894 00:51:18,646 --> 00:51:21,348 I'm not big on betraying my own teammates. 895 00:51:21,448 --> 00:51:24,451 First, you're on my team. 896 00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:28,990 Second, I didn't say anything about betraying anyone. 897 00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:31,059 We're all just trying to save the world. 898 00:51:31,158 --> 00:51:33,226 Be nice to do that on time. 899 00:51:33,327 --> 00:51:36,064 I'm a scientist, not a burglar. 900 00:51:36,163 --> 00:51:38,633 Of course I can find someone else to do this. 901 00:51:38,733 --> 00:51:39,634 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 902 00:51:39,734 --> 00:51:40,802 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 903 00:51:40,902 --> 00:51:42,971 No, we can actually do it. 904 00:51:43,071 --> 00:51:43,972 We can handle it. 905 00:51:44,072 --> 00:51:44,973 Fantastic. 906 00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:46,908 I knew I could count on you. 907 00:51:47,008 --> 00:51:48,643 Just give us a couple of days. 908 00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:50,511 24 hours. 909 00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:53,413 No, 23 hours. 910 00:51:53,514 --> 00:51:55,984 And I want everything on those computers 911 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,885 and every scrap of paper, binder, 912 00:51:57,986 --> 00:52:00,487 and notepad you set your eyes on. 913 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:04,759 Goodbye. 914 00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:06,594 Meeting over. 915 00:52:06,694 --> 00:52:07,895 Thanks for coming. 916 00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:14,234 Actually going to break into Gangreen's computer? 917 00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:15,536 Of course not. 918 00:52:15,637 --> 00:52:16,904 I was just playing along until we could buy time 919 00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:19,107 to figure out what to do. 920 00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:21,843 Look, I know Kate is super smart, 921 00:52:21,943 --> 00:52:24,979 but being smart is overrated. 922 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:26,681 We need to be careful. 923 00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:30,450 Yeah, but I really don't want to let Kate down, though. 924 00:52:30,551 --> 00:52:34,221 I mean, I do have the access card to Gangreen's lab. 925 00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:37,091 OK, Gel, and here's what you do-- 926 00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:39,093 you go in at night, you act like you're 927 00:52:39,192 --> 00:52:40,394 supposed to be there. 928 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:42,229 You wear something dark. 929 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:43,765 You bring a mask. 930 00:52:43,865 --> 00:52:49,604 And if they catch you, you put the mask on, you run like hell. 931 00:52:49,704 --> 00:52:50,605 A mask? 932 00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,640 Yep. 933 00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:54,609 Stop calling me "Gel." 934 00:52:58,278 --> 00:53:01,381 She did have a point about the urgency, though-- 935 00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:03,216 saving the planet and all. 936 00:53:03,316 --> 00:53:04,819 Do you compost? 937 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,755 You want them followed? 938 00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:08,756 No, no. 939 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:11,059 We have bigger tofu to fry. 940 00:53:11,159 --> 00:53:14,529 Have our people replicated Angela's tomato behavior yet? 941 00:53:14,629 --> 00:53:15,563 Yeah. 942 00:53:15,663 --> 00:53:17,699 About that-- Angela's hydroponic tomato farm 943 00:53:17,799 --> 00:53:19,801 disappeared before we could get to it. 944 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:23,370 The equipment, the tomatoes, the data, all gone. 945 00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:26,708 Crap on a low fat, gluten free cracker. 946 00:53:26,808 --> 00:53:27,842 It's Gangreen. 947 00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:31,311 He stole Angela's experiment right out of the bay. 948 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:35,650 He cares more about those damn tomatoes than our success. 949 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,384 We need that data. 950 00:53:41,288 --> 00:53:42,322 Like that shirt, Colburn. 951 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:43,725 Really makes your eyes pop. 952 00:53:43,825 --> 00:53:45,760 All right, let's get down to brass tacks here. 953 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:48,663 We got significant tomato activity in Sector 3 954 00:53:48,763 --> 00:53:50,198 all along here. 955 00:53:50,297 --> 00:53:53,568 They seem to be assembling some sort of encampment. 956 00:53:53,668 --> 00:53:54,535 Encampment? 957 00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,738 You mean like marshmallows, 958 00:53:56,838 --> 00:53:59,040 horseback rides, and tomato sack races? 959 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,340 That would be nice. 960 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,943 But I was thinking more like the Southern Coast 961 00:54:02,043 --> 00:54:05,179 of England June 5, 1944. 962 00:54:06,948 --> 00:54:08,950 Where's Sifuentes? 963 00:54:09,050 --> 00:54:10,518 Ah. 964 00:54:10,618 --> 00:54:12,620 Getting shot at was the highlight of my day. 965 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,988 Oh, should we stop, and you can 966 00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:15,255 just tell us about your day? 967 00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:16,256 Let's keep going. 968 00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:18,025 Don't pay no mind. 969 00:54:18,126 --> 00:54:20,795 All right, listen, it's time for individual sorties here. 970 00:54:20,895 --> 00:54:25,465 So, Colburn, Sam, prepare to deploy in the next 24 hours. 971 00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:28,970 Colburn, I need you to assess all the public transportation 972 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,303 lines in this area. 973 00:54:30,403 --> 00:54:32,607 Sam, dust off your old tomato disguise. 974 00:54:32,707 --> 00:54:35,209 I want a nighttime infiltration of that camp. 975 00:54:35,308 --> 00:54:38,311 I need you to look, act, and smell like a tomato. 976 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:40,848 Yes, sir. 977 00:54:40,948 --> 00:54:43,184 No questions. 978 00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,052 I said "no questions." 979 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:50,725 All right, thank you for your patience. 980 00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:51,726 Good afternoon. 981 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,360 It's been a busy day at the White House. 982 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:58,599 All right, number one, we are confirming sightings 983 00:54:58,699 --> 00:55:01,803 of so-called killer tomatoes. 984 00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:07,542 But, as you can see, they're target balloons. 985 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:11,212 Both US and British navies have intercepted 986 00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:18,351 these tomatoes before they got near or in American airspace. 987 00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:26,227 And, to be certain, we have shot down every red balloon 988 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:29,730 in US airspace. 989 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:38,639 OK, issue number two-- we are confirming 990 00:55:38,739 --> 00:55:40,908 we have identified vulnerabilities 991 00:55:41,008 --> 00:55:43,978 to electromagnetic pulses in our answer balls. 992 00:55:44,078 --> 00:55:47,515 The president is signing an executive order to replace 993 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:51,853 all AI devices with My Tomato. 994 00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:53,020 All right. 995 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,255 Busy, busy. 996 00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:57,390 I'd love to take questions, but duty calls. 997 00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,298 Look, we got a computer. 998 00:56:04,397 --> 00:56:07,301 Bought it on UBid, delivered in 15 minutes. 999 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,670 Cool. 1000 00:56:09,770 --> 00:56:12,540 Oh, and I bought something for you as well. 1001 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,843 These two toy cats, they were delivered with the computer. 1002 00:56:15,943 --> 00:56:17,311 Aren't they cute? 1003 00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:20,514 One for you and one for me. 1004 00:56:20,615 --> 00:56:22,382 You got to prepare yourself properly. 1005 00:56:22,482 --> 00:56:24,952 Have you ever taken a gazpacho plunge? 1006 00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:26,354 I can't say I have. 1007 00:56:26,453 --> 00:56:27,487 Is this a-- 1008 00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:30,558 Oh, I didn't know the head came off. 1009 00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:32,860 So tonight, when you go home, I want you to strip naked-- 1010 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,828 OK. 1011 00:56:33,928 --> 00:56:37,131 --dunk your genitals in a jar of salsa. 1012 00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:38,532 Well, don't lose it. 1013 00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:41,302 You might be able to make use of it. 1014 00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,803 Thanks, Irene. 1015 00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:44,138 Mild or spicy? 1016 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,306 You don't have to worry about it. 1017 00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:47,008 I'm just looking out for him. 1018 00:56:47,108 --> 00:56:50,811 We all have to do our part, don't we, dear? 1019 00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:52,013 Yeah, it hurts. 1020 00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:53,014 Thanks. 1021 00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:54,548 I'll keep it safe. 1022 00:56:59,553 --> 00:57:01,756 I think these guys have had a few too 1023 00:57:01,856 --> 00:57:05,425 many tomato sauce bottles, if you know what I mean. 1024 00:57:05,526 --> 00:57:09,030 I have to go home and, uh, 1025 00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:12,432 wash my cat. 1026 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:14,135 I'll see you two in the morning. 1027 00:57:14,235 --> 00:57:16,404 We all have to do our part. 1028 00:57:16,504 --> 00:57:17,405 Your cat? 1029 00:57:18,506 --> 00:57:19,807 She has a cat? 1030 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:55,776 Good Girl Scout-- always prepared. 1031 00:58:14,494 --> 00:58:16,496 Badass Girl Scout. 1032 00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:30,378 Yum. 1033 00:58:30,478 --> 00:58:31,779 Yum. 1034 00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:21,662 Oh, my God. 1035 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:36,811 Whipped cream rehydrates? 1036 00:59:45,554 --> 00:59:46,555 Mask. 1037 00:59:46,654 --> 00:59:49,890 Home sweet laboratory. 1038 00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:53,961 That is a long balloon ride from Romania. 1039 00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:55,996 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, 1040 00:59:56,097 --> 00:59:57,832 come on, come on, come on, come on. 1041 00:59:57,932 --> 01:00:00,201 Yes. 1042 01:00:00,301 --> 01:00:01,368 My carrots! 1043 01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:03,437 Who's there? 1044 01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:04,506 Ah! 1045 01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:05,906 No! 1046 01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:10,277 We need to meet up with Sam. 1047 01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:11,580 He owes me a briefing. 1048 01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:13,647 Did Angela get caught up with her cat grooming? 1049 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,150 I'm actually a little worried about that. 1050 01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:18,853 Damn. 1051 01:00:18,953 --> 01:00:20,688 I thought we got rid of that guy. 1052 01:00:26,127 --> 01:00:27,061 Stay there. 1053 01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:28,262 Don't move. 1054 01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:44,812 Hey. 1055 01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:04,365 Dick. 1056 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:11,205 Wait. 1057 01:01:11,305 --> 01:01:12,541 Wait. 1058 01:01:12,641 --> 01:01:13,974 Wait. 1059 01:01:14,074 --> 01:01:14,775 Wait. 1060 01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:16,511 That's a cool bow. 1061 01:01:16,611 --> 01:01:18,547 Oh, thanks. 1062 01:01:18,647 --> 01:01:19,548 Expensive? 1063 01:01:19,648 --> 01:01:20,549 No. 1064 01:01:20,649 --> 01:01:21,682 Got it on sale. 1065 01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:22,850 That ski mask is probably mighty hot 1066 01:01:22,950 --> 01:01:24,451 in conditions like this. 1067 01:01:24,553 --> 01:01:25,587 Tell me about it. 1068 01:01:25,686 --> 01:01:27,221 It's like a sauna under this thing. 1069 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:28,889 Run. 1070 01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:29,690 Run. 1071 01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,258 No, you-- oh, OK. 1072 01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:33,294 Run. 1073 01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:39,767 What's up, dude? 1074 01:01:39,867 --> 01:01:41,936 You again? 1075 01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:45,706 Hey, that hat's, like, my whole identity, bro. 1076 01:02:30,619 --> 01:02:32,019 Hey, hey, hey. 1077 01:02:32,119 --> 01:02:33,655 Whoa. 1078 01:02:33,754 --> 01:02:35,055 Um, um. 1079 01:02:41,295 --> 01:02:42,396 Oh. 1080 01:02:47,636 --> 01:02:49,370 Tomato juice. Tomato juice. 1081 01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:50,771 Tomato juice. 1082 01:02:53,575 --> 01:02:55,009 It was worth a try. 1083 01:03:16,564 --> 01:03:19,199 Night, night, hooray. 1084 01:03:21,703 --> 01:03:23,103 My apologies. 1085 01:03:23,203 --> 01:03:25,205 I thought it was a tomato. 1086 01:03:25,306 --> 01:03:26,473 You get it. 1087 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:41,723 Your father, I am not. 1088 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:52,701 Heirloom, this is Roma. 1089 01:03:52,801 --> 01:03:54,935 Red Browndy has landed. 1090 01:04:11,118 --> 01:04:14,823 Hey, you all right? 1091 01:04:14,922 --> 01:04:16,223 Yeah. 1092 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:22,597 You know, you're pretty good on terra firma 1093 01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:25,265 for a swim instructor. 1094 01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:28,636 I guess I just flashed back to my days in the service. 1095 01:04:28,737 --> 01:04:29,738 Felt good. 1096 01:04:29,838 --> 01:04:32,072 Felt that way every day as a SEAL. 1097 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,408 Why did you get out? 1098 01:04:34,509 --> 01:04:35,309 No choice. 1099 01:04:35,409 --> 01:04:38,178 I was on a mission that went fubar. 1100 01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:42,751 Spent a whole year in the hospital just watching movies. 1101 01:04:42,851 --> 01:04:44,519 You really think this is the real deal? 1102 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,621 'Cause I've seen those killer tomato movies, 1103 01:04:46,721 --> 01:04:49,089 and they're pretty ridiculous-- 1104 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,559 especially that fried green one. 1105 01:04:51,659 --> 01:04:52,861 I mean, what was that about? 1106 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,864 It was a cover-up designed to keep people quiet. 1107 01:04:58,899 --> 01:05:00,769 Hold on. 1108 01:05:00,869 --> 01:05:02,936 Yeah, talk to me. 1109 01:05:03,036 --> 01:05:04,873 Sifuentes, 1110 01:05:06,173 --> 01:05:07,575 Meet me at the pier. 1111 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,343 I'll be right there. 1112 01:05:09,443 --> 01:05:10,978 They just captured a giant tomato. 1113 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,179 I need to see this. 1114 01:05:12,279 --> 01:05:12,980 Let's go. 1115 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,850 No, you stay right here. 1116 01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:16,851 What if you need me? 1117 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,285 I won't. 1118 01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:30,698 I love the smell of ketchup in the morning. 1119 01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:34,401 Smells like victory. 1120 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:37,572 Had a bit of a skirmish here last night, Sifuentes. 1121 01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:40,675 Suffered many casualties, but, fortunately, 1122 01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:42,376 we captured one of the bastards. 1123 01:05:43,477 --> 01:05:47,981 This, God help us, is a wild cherry tomato. 1124 01:05:48,081 --> 01:05:50,518 I've never seen one that big. 1125 01:05:50,618 --> 01:05:53,521 Keep your mouth shut, stump. 1126 01:05:53,621 --> 01:05:54,756 It gets even worse-- 1127 01:05:54,856 --> 01:05:57,926 Gangreen called, he said someone broke into his office 1128 01:05:58,058 --> 01:05:59,226 last night. 1129 01:05:59,326 --> 01:06:01,228 They may have gotten into his computer. 1130 01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:02,931 I don't know why you trust that guy. 1131 01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:04,131 I don't. 1132 01:06:04,231 --> 01:06:05,834 But he wouldn't be the first double agent 1133 01:06:05,934 --> 01:06:07,468 to prove useful to us. 1134 01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:08,770 Any idea who broke in? 1135 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:12,339 I wish I could tell you, but HR regulations prohibit them 1136 01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:15,844 from telling me the age, race, gender, religious affiliation, 1137 01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:17,879 or disability of the culprit. 1138 01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:21,749 However, video surveillance has proven that whoever it was 1139 01:06:21,850 --> 01:06:25,787 was wearing a Popeye mask. 1140 01:06:25,887 --> 01:06:26,921 I know exactly who that is. 1141 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:29,557 That's right, spinach breath. 1142 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:37,364 Where the hell have you been? 1143 01:06:37,464 --> 01:06:38,900 I've been worried sick about you. 1144 01:06:38,999 --> 01:06:39,934 I've got the data. 1145 01:06:40,033 --> 01:06:41,201 I've got it all. 1146 01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,136 Wait, you stole from Gangreen's lab? 1147 01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:46,106 Yeah. The file took forever. 1148 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:47,274 A tomato got my arm. 1149 01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:49,276 But I saved it with whipped cream. 1150 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:51,646 And then a carrot jumped onto the keyboard. 1151 01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:52,947 It was 6 feet tall. 1152 01:06:53,046 --> 01:06:54,381 I almost choked to death. 1153 01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:56,951 And then Gangreen was closing in, and a tomato attack. 1154 01:06:57,050 --> 01:06:58,520 And then Gangreen ran right past me, 1155 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,955 and then I put on my mask, and I escaped, 1156 01:07:01,054 --> 01:07:01,990 and the alarms went off. 1157 01:07:02,089 --> 01:07:03,490 And I fought off the guards. 1158 01:07:03,591 --> 01:07:05,860 And then I used a phone cable to zip line across the moat. 1159 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,427 It snapped. 1160 01:07:07,529 --> 01:07:10,364 I fell into the moat with the alligators, punching alligators 1161 01:07:10,464 --> 01:07:12,299 in the face, and then punched one in the nuts, 1162 01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:14,903 and then uppercutted one, then I chokeslammed one. 1163 01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:15,970 And we almost became friends. 1164 01:07:16,069 --> 01:07:17,037 And then we became enemies again. 1165 01:07:17,137 --> 01:07:18,907 And-- - What? 1166 01:07:19,007 --> 01:07:21,375 I did it all, right down to the mask. 1167 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,611 Wait, that was you that stole the Popeye-- 1168 01:07:23,711 --> 01:07:24,812 I was just being a jerk. 1169 01:07:24,913 --> 01:07:26,648 But you thought I was being-- 1170 01:07:26,748 --> 01:07:27,749 that is awesome, Gel. 1171 01:07:27,849 --> 01:07:29,249 You rock. 1172 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,987 And the whipped cream, too, huh? 1173 01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:37,725 And I swam across the moat. 1174 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:40,962 Oh, my God. 1175 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:43,765 I stole from the government. 1176 01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:45,667 I'm going to prison. 1177 01:07:45,767 --> 01:07:46,834 Don't worry about that. 1178 01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:48,168 Kate will be impressed. 1179 01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:50,470 We have a meeting with her tomorrow, B-T-dubs. 1180 01:08:00,615 --> 01:08:04,251 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1181 01:08:04,351 --> 01:08:07,889 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1182 01:08:07,989 --> 01:08:12,627 ♪ They'll run you and your mama and roast for lunch ♪ 1183 01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:16,598 All the lab's data is on this thumb drive. 1184 01:08:16,698 --> 01:08:19,634 And that's every piece of physical intel I could grab. 1185 01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:21,769 You brought me frisbees? 1186 01:08:26,641 --> 01:08:27,341 Don't. 1187 01:08:27,441 --> 01:08:29,577 You're stronger than that. 1188 01:08:29,677 --> 01:08:30,578 No, you're not. 1189 01:08:30,678 --> 01:08:31,779 No, you're not. 1190 01:08:35,783 --> 01:08:36,918 Is this Popeye? 1191 01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:37,986 You traitor. 1192 01:08:38,086 --> 01:08:39,386 Popeye, what? 1193 01:08:39,486 --> 01:08:42,389 Gangreen found this in his lab. 1194 01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:45,860 So did you or did you not steal his research data? 1195 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,095 No. 1196 01:08:47,194 --> 01:08:48,830 As a matter of fact, I can say unequivocally 1197 01:08:48,930 --> 01:08:53,200 that I absolutely, personally did no such thing. 1198 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,135 So, then, it was you? 1199 01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:57,237 How much money did she pay you? 1200 01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:59,607 Or were you all in on this from the beginning? 1201 01:08:59,707 --> 01:09:03,611 Agent Sifuentes, I think you are jumping to conclusions. 1202 01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:06,014 Well, Kate Patelle. 1203 01:09:06,114 --> 01:09:08,950 I suspected these two were up to no good. 1204 01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:11,385 So I recorded our last encounter. 1205 01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:14,822 TARA, please play my meeting with these two. 1206 01:09:14,922 --> 01:09:18,526 And send a complimentary link to our friend, Miss Sifuentes. 1207 01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:21,963 Wait, wait, I'm not done with you yet. 1208 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:24,565 I wish we could get access to the government research. 1209 01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:27,001 If we put our data together, maybe we could 1210 01:09:27,101 --> 01:09:28,468 solve this tomato threat. 1211 01:09:28,569 --> 01:09:30,437 Then why don't we just steal it? 1212 01:09:30,538 --> 01:09:31,572 Yeah. 1213 01:09:31,673 --> 01:09:33,240 We should have no problem getting the information 1214 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:35,109 from those fools. 1215 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:37,078 We steal stuff all the time. 1216 01:09:37,177 --> 01:09:39,279 I can't support an idea like that. 1217 01:09:39,379 --> 01:09:41,348 Theft is objectively wrong. 1218 01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:43,685 "Theft is objectively wrong." 1219 01:09:43,785 --> 01:09:45,553 - Is it? - It's wrong. 1220 01:09:45,653 --> 01:09:46,554 Ahh. 1221 01:09:46,654 --> 01:09:47,855 Wrong! 1222 01:09:50,758 --> 01:09:52,160 We didn't say that. 1223 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,226 What the hell, Patelle? 1224 01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:54,896 That's so totally bogus. 1225 01:09:54,996 --> 01:09:56,531 - Bogus? - Yeah. 1226 01:09:56,631 --> 01:09:58,766 Do you have another recording of that meeting? 1227 01:09:58,866 --> 01:09:59,767 Oh, my God. 1228 01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:00,935 Oh, my God. 1229 01:10:01,035 --> 01:10:02,402 OK, that's totally ridiculous. 1230 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,337 Listen to me, you give me three seconds with Doctor Balls 1231 01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,874 over there, that tomato from hell, and I will have you-- 1232 01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:12,747 Angela, Chad, your employment here is terminated. 1233 01:10:12,847 --> 01:10:15,983 Watson, escort them out. 1234 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:16,984 Yeah. 1235 01:10:17,085 --> 01:10:18,786 Yeah. 1236 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:22,757 You-- sorry, yeah, you got to get out. 1237 01:10:22,857 --> 01:10:24,458 Today, tomato attacks 1238 01:10:24,559 --> 01:10:26,259 continue around the world. 1239 01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:29,063 From Cleveland and Boise to Taipei and Saigon, 1240 01:10:29,163 --> 01:10:31,431 the red menaces continue their rampage. 1241 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:33,668 On the domestic front, the United States Armed Forces 1242 01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:36,704 are mobilizing every available resource. 1243 01:10:39,473 --> 01:10:41,809 Conflicts between AI and OI systems 1244 01:10:41,909 --> 01:10:44,178 have led the military to press its most fearsome 1245 01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:46,114 fighting force into duty-- 1246 01:10:46,214 --> 01:10:48,415 veterans. 1247 01:10:56,256 --> 01:11:00,128 Now, the US Navy is planning a counterattack at any minute. 1248 01:11:00,228 --> 01:11:02,897 So Grant and Marina will take up positions 1249 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:05,032 at this observation point. 1250 01:11:05,133 --> 01:11:06,000 Come in here. 1251 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,367 She's not here. 1252 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:09,704 So I take it Marina told you? 1253 01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:11,906 It was all my fault. What was I thinking? 1254 01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,508 First time in my life I actually take a risk, 1255 01:11:13,608 --> 01:11:14,876 and look what happens. 1256 01:11:14,976 --> 01:11:16,443 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 1257 01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:19,247 It's him again-- same guy that tried to kill Marina, 1258 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:21,616 only now he's messing with the van. 1259 01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:27,755 Hey, can I help you? 1260 01:11:27,855 --> 01:11:29,857 Hey, Comic-Con's the other way, dork. 1261 01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,391 Piss off. 1262 01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,599 Let's see who you really are. 1263 01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:41,903 Dimitri? 1264 01:11:42,003 --> 01:11:43,204 Nice to see you again. 1265 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:44,705 You tried to kill Marina. 1266 01:11:44,806 --> 01:11:45,673 Why? 1267 01:11:45,773 --> 01:11:46,674 Why? 1268 01:11:46,774 --> 01:11:48,276 OK, OK. 1269 01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,011 What do you want to know? 1270 01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:54,816 Dammit, Benny. 1271 01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:56,651 Gah. 1272 01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,187 Angela was put up to this by Kate Patelle. 1273 01:11:59,287 --> 01:12:00,621 Even Finletter agreed. 1274 01:12:00,721 --> 01:12:03,925 In fact, his exact words were "that tape is a deepfake." 1275 01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,560 How does Finletter know the term "deepfake" 1276 01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:06,961 but still call it a tape? 1277 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:10,264 Wait, you're actually talking to Finletter? 1278 01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:12,099 That's such a beautiful breakthrough. 1279 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,701 I love this journey for you two. 1280 01:12:13,801 --> 01:12:15,402 There are more important things going on. 1281 01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:18,139 Look, look, look, look. 1282 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,478 Marina, watch out! 1283 01:12:41,394 --> 01:12:42,997 Stand back! 1284 01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:55,910 Chad? 1285 01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,211 Chad? 1286 01:12:57,311 --> 01:12:58,346 Oh, my God, please be OK. 1287 01:12:58,445 --> 01:12:59,347 Please. 1288 01:12:59,446 --> 01:13:01,916 Marina? 1289 01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:02,950 He's still hydrated. 1290 01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:04,151 How? 1291 01:13:07,989 --> 01:13:11,626 Tomato proof vest, courtesy of Lieutenant Finletter. 1292 01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:14,228 It's all about good hydration. 1293 01:13:14,328 --> 01:13:16,030 I added the whipped cream. 1294 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,231 You believed me. 1295 01:13:17,331 --> 01:13:18,833 Of course I did. 1296 01:13:22,770 --> 01:13:24,005 Well, that's great for defense, 1297 01:13:24,105 --> 01:13:26,641 but it does nothing to get rid of the damn things. 1298 01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:27,440 Come on. 1299 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:28,776 We're evacuating the city. 1300 01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:32,380 Get your gear together and move out. 1301 01:13:32,479 --> 01:13:33,381 Come on. 1302 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,283 Let's get the others. 1303 01:13:35,383 --> 01:13:37,084 Sifuentes. 1304 01:13:47,028 --> 01:13:49,897 We now go to John Davenport, 1305 01:13:49,997 --> 01:13:51,165 who's live on the scene. 1306 01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:54,735 Mrs. Sullivan, I understand your house was destroyed. 1307 01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:56,270 It's gone. 1308 01:13:56,370 --> 01:13:59,941 My house, my furniture, everything. 1309 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:03,177 I had one of those My Tomatoes for protection. 1310 01:14:03,277 --> 01:14:05,179 It didn't do a damn thing. 1311 01:14:05,279 --> 01:14:06,948 No more photos of the grandkids, 1312 01:14:07,048 --> 01:14:08,582 no more keepsakes being passed down 1313 01:14:08,683 --> 01:14:10,418 from generation to generation. 1314 01:14:10,518 --> 01:14:12,219 Nothing left but memories. 1315 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,888 And those won't last much longer. 1316 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:16,057 I saw an emaciated dog in a ditch over there. 1317 01:14:16,157 --> 01:14:17,725 - Was that yours? - What? 1318 01:14:17,825 --> 01:14:20,561 Oh, no, Sparkles. Oh, no. No, no, no. 1319 01:14:20,661 --> 01:14:23,364 This woman is obviously too distraught to speak to us. 1320 01:14:23,463 --> 01:14:25,967 Let's find someone else to interview. 1321 01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:29,537 Hey, excuse me, morbidly obese guy? 1322 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:30,972 Want to be on TV? 1323 01:14:31,072 --> 01:14:32,573 Hey, you. 1324 01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:40,047 Wilbur, we'd almost given up hope on you. 1325 01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:42,183 It's really bad out there. 1326 01:14:44,919 --> 01:14:47,254 Oh, I'm really glad you made it, kid. 1327 01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:48,322 Thanks to you. 1328 01:14:48,422 --> 01:14:50,024 Your tomato vest did numbers. 1329 01:14:50,124 --> 01:14:51,425 Get that out of my face. 1330 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:54,228 Well, the Admiral wants us to begin evacuation. 1331 01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:55,329 No. 1332 01:14:55,429 --> 01:14:57,131 Luckily, the word "evacuation" has 1333 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,599 never been in our battle plan. 1334 01:14:58,699 --> 01:15:00,134 NEWSCASTER; We now go live to the White House 1335 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,902 - and Press Secretary. - Turn up the volume. 1336 01:15:02,003 --> 01:15:09,677 We all know yesterday, our country suffered a setback. 1337 01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:11,145 And this is when Americans come together. 1338 01:15:11,245 --> 01:15:12,146 Yes? 1339 01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,147 Yes. 1340 01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:15,116 What is the government doing to protect us? 1341 01:15:15,216 --> 01:15:16,884 Thank you for the question. 1342 01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:20,321 The most effective defense for your home 1343 01:15:20,421 --> 01:15:23,357 is to install a My Tomato. 1344 01:15:23,457 --> 01:15:25,693 You think that guy had stock in VegIntel? 1345 01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:29,063 That's what we have. 1346 01:15:29,163 --> 01:15:31,032 Just ignore the chyron. 1347 01:15:31,132 --> 01:15:32,433 What is this? 1348 01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,435 Silly. 1349 01:15:34,535 --> 01:15:36,370 Of course. 1350 01:15:36,470 --> 01:15:37,371 Turn that off. 1351 01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,106 I'll call the Admiral. 1352 01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:42,710 Richardson is Kate's government connection. 1353 01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:44,211 Let me check something. 1354 01:15:44,311 --> 01:15:47,648 Greg, let's go open the desk. 1355 01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:49,183 You guys go ahead. 1356 01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:50,885 I'll catch up. 1357 01:15:58,325 --> 01:16:00,594 I thought you guys were opposed to modern technology. 1358 01:16:00,694 --> 01:16:02,663 We know all about tech, we just don't like it. 1359 01:16:02,763 --> 01:16:05,866 As times change, Guardians change. 1360 01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:08,636 Wait, you process the tomatoes you catch? 1361 01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:10,337 That's how we pay the bills 1362 01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:11,772 for global operations. 1363 01:16:11,872 --> 01:16:13,007 You don't kill 1364 01:16:13,107 --> 01:16:16,744 all the cows because a bull gores a matador. 1365 01:16:16,844 --> 01:16:18,312 Evacuation alerts. 1366 01:16:18,412 --> 01:16:20,381 The town will be empty before dark. 1367 01:16:20,481 --> 01:16:22,249 OK, OK, OK. Wait, wait. 1368 01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:25,386 We all know the tomatoes are capable of infrasonic 1369 01:16:25,486 --> 01:16:26,954 communication, right? 1370 01:16:27,054 --> 01:16:29,023 And certain sounds disturb them. 1371 01:16:29,123 --> 01:16:30,024 Turn that up. 1372 01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:34,662 Now, crank up that helicopter. 1373 01:16:39,967 --> 01:16:42,636 Helicopters fly over the aquaculture 50 times a day. 1374 01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:44,605 And there's concerts all the time. 1375 01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:46,707 Yeah, Bluegrass Fest, which is great. 1376 01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:48,042 You should come with me next year. 1377 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,810 But bad harmonies. 1378 01:16:49,910 --> 01:16:52,646 Your tomatoes have been sending aquatic distress signals 1379 01:16:52,746 --> 01:16:54,915 around the globe for months. 1380 01:16:55,015 --> 01:16:58,252 And now, they're coming here. 1381 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:03,124 Maybe this explains the jukebox in Gangreen's lab. 1382 01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:05,159 This was with the records I took. 1383 01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:07,628 I grabbed it when Kate threw her hissy fit. 1384 01:17:07,728 --> 01:17:09,964 What are we missing here? 1385 01:17:10,064 --> 01:17:13,701 Grab that tomato and bring that back. 1386 01:17:13,801 --> 01:17:15,336 You sure that isn't CPI? 1387 01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:18,105 I think you mean CGI. 1388 01:17:18,205 --> 01:17:21,075 "Puberty Love" sent the tomatoes reeling in '78. 1389 01:17:21,175 --> 01:17:23,578 They must have matured beyond adolescence. 1390 01:17:23,677 --> 01:17:24,912 But why did Gangreen keep the record? 1391 01:17:25,012 --> 01:17:26,914 Doesn't matter. Look at that. 1392 01:17:27,014 --> 01:17:29,283 Even if we shrink the tomatoes, there won't be any crowds left 1393 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,085 to stomp the shit out of them. 1394 01:17:31,185 --> 01:17:32,052 Wait, that's it. 1395 01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:34,088 There's another side to that record. 1396 01:17:34,188 --> 01:17:35,823 Of course-- hiding in plain sight. 1397 01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:37,358 Nobody listens to b-sides. 1398 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:38,759 Put that thing on. 1399 01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:49,336 ♪ Start your kick saying, join with us ♪ 1400 01:17:49,436 --> 01:17:52,641 ♪ We're going to get those tomatoes before they get us ♪ 1401 01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:53,774 ♪ We're going to beat 'em down ♪ 1402 01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:56,277 All right, take it off. Take it off. 1403 01:17:56,377 --> 01:18:00,281 Well, now we know how Gangreen kept his freaky vegetables 1404 01:18:00,381 --> 01:18:01,782 under heel. 1405 01:18:01,882 --> 01:18:05,186 Unfortunately, Popeye over here gave all of FBI's research 1406 01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:06,086 to VegIntel. 1407 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:07,855 Even if we could stop this attack, 1408 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:09,658 she might be cooking up something worse. 1409 01:18:09,757 --> 01:18:10,991 That's on me, Marina. 1410 01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:14,361 I suspected Gangreen was feeding data to VegIntel. 1411 01:18:14,461 --> 01:18:17,865 How else would Kate develop My Tomato so fast? 1412 01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,934 But that thumb drive I gave Angela 1413 01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:22,870 contains encrypted malware. 1414 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:25,607 Kate's in for a little surprise. 1415 01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:28,309 Somehow, I feel manipulated. 1416 01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:31,546 Look, those photos, you let us into your inner sanctum 1417 01:18:31,646 --> 01:18:32,846 back there on purpose. 1418 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,281 You've been spying on us? 1419 01:18:34,381 --> 01:18:38,085 Absolutely, from your very first day at VegIntel. 1420 01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:39,186 All right. 1421 01:18:39,286 --> 01:18:41,855 If certain frequencies brought the tomatoes here, 1422 01:18:41,956 --> 01:18:43,525 then we ought to be able to send them 1423 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:45,859 back home the same way. 1424 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,696 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1425 01:18:47,795 --> 01:18:50,197 Who needs crowds when we have the whole ocean? 1426 01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,865 Let's send them back into the sea 1427 01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:53,867 and use the natural amplification of sound 1428 01:18:53,968 --> 01:18:55,670 to do our stomping for us. 1429 01:18:55,769 --> 01:18:56,937 All right, soldiers. 1430 01:18:57,037 --> 01:18:58,772 Let's get this jukebox in the back of the van. 1431 01:18:58,872 --> 01:19:00,642 We got a city to save. 1432 01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,042 Yeah. 1433 01:19:04,345 --> 01:19:08,282 Now, let's see what secrets these dorks have been hiding. 1434 01:19:15,724 --> 01:19:16,757 Dammit! 1435 01:19:16,857 --> 01:19:20,427 Answer Ball, My Tomato, help, help. 1436 01:19:20,528 --> 01:19:21,630 I warned you. 1437 01:19:21,730 --> 01:19:23,598 Gangreen's manipulating-- 1438 01:19:23,698 --> 01:19:25,065 There has to be a way to fix this. 1439 01:19:25,165 --> 01:19:27,268 Doctor Ball went down with your network. 1440 01:19:27,368 --> 01:19:30,037 Miss Patelle, you have been served. 1441 01:19:30,137 --> 01:19:32,306 And we are very pleased to inform you 1442 01:19:32,406 --> 01:19:34,975 that we now have complete access to all 1443 01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:37,746 your devices and your network. 1444 01:19:37,845 --> 01:19:38,846 Boo ya! 1445 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,115 You're welcome. 1446 01:19:51,892 --> 01:19:53,093 Attention all citizens, 1447 01:19:53,193 --> 01:19:55,563 you must evacuate the city immediately. 1448 01:19:55,664 --> 01:20:00,000 But don't forget to post your death and destruction videos. 1449 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,168 Yeah. 1450 01:20:01,268 --> 01:20:04,138 They're actually a private organization designed to-- 1451 01:20:04,238 --> 01:20:05,139 hey. 1452 01:20:05,239 --> 01:20:06,140 Oh, hey. 1453 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,241 Oh, my God. 1454 01:20:07,341 --> 01:20:08,342 Dude. 1455 01:20:08,442 --> 01:20:09,544 Psycho. 1456 01:20:24,992 --> 01:20:26,126 What are you doing? 1457 01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:28,095 All right, team, we're going to do this. 1458 01:20:28,195 --> 01:20:29,096 Record. 1459 01:20:29,196 --> 01:20:30,898 Coburn, get that on the jukebox. 1460 01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:32,099 We're gonna win! 1461 01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:33,967 Yeah! 1462 01:20:34,068 --> 01:20:35,670 What in the world? 1463 01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:40,742 Oh, Nanny Nugget. 1464 01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:42,476 We're gonna lose. 1465 01:20:42,577 --> 01:20:45,513 Oh, now what? 1466 01:20:45,613 --> 01:20:47,915 Wait, Chad, do you still have the old tomato 1467 01:20:48,015 --> 01:20:49,183 movies on your phone? 1468 01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:50,150 Yeah. 1469 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,620 Oh, the song is in the movie. 1470 01:20:52,721 --> 01:20:54,488 Good idea. 1471 01:20:54,589 --> 01:20:55,790 But we need the speakers. 1472 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:56,890 Right. 1473 01:20:56,990 --> 01:20:58,593 Come on, come on. 1474 01:20:58,693 --> 01:21:00,094 I got it. 1475 01:21:00,194 --> 01:21:04,064 Hey, Finletter, don't suppose that thing has Bluetooth? 1476 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,065 Shit yeah, it does. 1477 01:21:05,165 --> 01:21:06,568 Give me that phone. 1478 01:21:06,668 --> 01:21:08,737 You get down to the water. 1479 01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:10,471 It's your mission now, kid. 1480 01:21:13,641 --> 01:21:15,008 All right. 1481 01:21:15,109 --> 01:21:19,547 All right, who knows how to connect a phone to Bluetooth? 1482 01:21:19,647 --> 01:21:20,548 Wait, wait, wait. 1483 01:21:20,648 --> 01:21:21,616 Not so fast. 1484 01:21:21,716 --> 01:21:22,916 Hey. Ow, ow. 1485 01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:24,552 I'm not even pulling that hard. 1486 01:21:24,652 --> 01:21:26,755 Quiet. 1487 01:21:26,855 --> 01:21:28,355 Airdrop this song to your phone. 1488 01:21:28,455 --> 01:21:30,290 We need you to share this track with all 1489 01:21:30,391 --> 01:21:32,694 of your followers-- stories, TikToks, 1490 01:21:32,794 --> 01:21:34,328 loop de loops, whatever. 1491 01:21:34,428 --> 01:21:37,998 We need cross-platform viral saturation. 1492 01:21:38,098 --> 01:21:39,567 What's my take? 1493 01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:40,901 You get to live. 1494 01:21:41,001 --> 01:21:42,637 Marina, we gotta go. 1495 01:21:42,737 --> 01:21:44,539 - Do it now. - OK. 1496 01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:46,006 Then scram. 1497 01:21:52,547 --> 01:21:55,149 ♪ Guard your kicks and join with us ♪ 1498 01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:58,285 ♪ We're going to get those tomatoes before they get us ♪ 1499 01:21:58,385 --> 01:21:59,854 ♪ We're going to beat them, bash them ♪ 1500 01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:01,488 ♪ Twist them, mash them in the street ♪ 1501 01:22:01,589 --> 01:22:03,357 ♪ We're going to kick them, grind them, mush them, ♪ 1502 01:22:03,457 --> 01:22:05,693 ♪ Crush them with our feet ♪ 1503 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:08,696 ♪ We'll stomp out the filthy hordes ♪ 1504 01:22:08,797 --> 01:22:11,498 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1505 01:22:11,599 --> 01:22:14,602 ♪ T-O-M-A-T ♪ 1506 01:22:14,702 --> 01:22:17,438 ♪ Oh, yeah, tomato ♪ 1507 01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:22,510 ♪ We'll squish them, we'll mash them, we'll mush them, ♪ 1508 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,445 ♪ We'll crush them ♪ 1509 01:22:24,546 --> 01:22:27,414 ♪ We were asleep at the start of their attack ♪ 1510 01:22:27,515 --> 01:22:30,819 ♪ But now we're wide awake and we're fighting them back ♪ 1511 01:22:30,919 --> 01:22:32,486 - ♪ Tomato ♪ - ♪ Juice ♪ 1512 01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:33,487 ♪ Tomato ♪ 1513 01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:35,590 ♪ Juice ♪ 1514 01:22:37,926 --> 01:22:39,226 Yeah! 1515 01:22:42,564 --> 01:22:43,464 Oh, yeah. 1516 01:22:44,465 --> 01:22:46,601 A sponsor gave me these shoes. 1517 01:22:46,701 --> 01:22:48,603 Come on. 1518 01:22:48,703 --> 01:22:49,904 We blew it up. 1519 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:56,578 Yeah, we did it! 1520 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:58,513 Marina, come celebrate. 1521 01:22:58,613 --> 01:23:00,815 Not so fast, guys. 1522 01:23:00,915 --> 01:23:02,316 Look. 1523 01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:14,662 What is that? 1524 01:23:14,762 --> 01:23:17,097 What is that thing? 1525 01:23:22,369 --> 01:23:23,738 Oh, crap. 1526 01:23:23,838 --> 01:23:26,006 It has eyes. 1527 01:23:28,910 --> 01:23:29,844 Oh, hey. 1528 01:23:29,944 --> 01:23:30,845 I can see you. 1529 01:23:30,945 --> 01:23:33,882 Help me. 1530 01:23:33,982 --> 01:23:35,449 Oh, crap. 1531 01:23:35,550 --> 01:23:36,784 It has a mouth. 1532 01:23:42,824 --> 01:23:44,358 Oh, crap. 1533 01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:45,560 It has teeth. 1534 01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:48,262 Silence. 1535 01:23:48,362 --> 01:23:49,196 Sam, no. 1536 01:23:49,296 --> 01:23:52,567 Sam, it doesn't react well to music. 1537 01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:02,644 You can't kill me. 1538 01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:04,311 I have 10 million followers. 1539 01:24:39,781 --> 01:24:40,815 Yes! 1540 01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:43,116 They did it! 1541 01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,185 They did it! 1542 01:24:45,285 --> 01:24:46,754 Is that blood? 1543 01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:47,989 It's just ketchup. 1544 01:24:48,088 --> 01:24:50,758 That boy needs some whipped cream. 1545 01:24:50,858 --> 01:24:52,359 Nations across the globe 1546 01:24:52,459 --> 01:24:55,228 are celebrating Killer Tomato Victory Day. 1547 01:24:55,329 --> 01:24:56,631 Bells are ringing, children are singing, 1548 01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:59,132 and farmers are heaving sighs of elated relief. 1549 01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:00,635 As for the fates of Kate Patelle 1550 01:25:00,735 --> 01:25:04,237 and her coterie of bad guys, well, you're about to find out. 1551 01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:11,546 So, what exactly are we doing here? 1552 01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:13,180 Gangreen asked me to meet him here. 1553 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,247 Said it was critical. 1554 01:25:14,348 --> 01:25:17,719 Well, where the hell is he? 1555 01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:19,954 Miss Patelle, Mr. Richardson, 1556 01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:22,422 it's a pleasure to see you two together. 1557 01:25:22,523 --> 01:25:25,425 Professor, what-- you're a cartoon? 1558 01:25:25,526 --> 01:25:28,228 Animated artificial life. 1559 01:25:28,328 --> 01:25:31,164 I can live forever. 1560 01:25:33,801 --> 01:25:35,235 Why'd you bring us here? 1561 01:25:35,335 --> 01:25:38,006 I'm afraid I had no choice but to intervene. 1562 01:25:38,106 --> 01:25:42,543 It's so difficult for a villain to find ethical conspirators 1563 01:25:42,644 --> 01:25:43,611 these days. 1564 01:25:43,711 --> 01:25:46,714 Your unquenchable thirst for power and money 1565 01:25:46,814 --> 01:25:51,351 has poisoned our profession and, frankly, ruined the fun. 1566 01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:55,890 This is not gonna end well. 1567 01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:59,292 Miss Patelle, Mr. Richardson. 1568 01:25:59,393 --> 01:26:01,228 Professor Gangreen is a-- 1569 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:02,630 Hello, Marina. 1570 01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:03,698 Whatever. 1571 01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:05,833 You are all under arrest. 1572 01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,200 For what? 1573 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:11,906 Fraud, price fixing, and theft of government pens. 1574 01:26:12,006 --> 01:26:14,575 Oh, and we also have a dapper fellow in custody-- 1575 01:26:14,676 --> 01:26:15,442 Shit. 1576 01:26:15,543 --> 01:26:17,645 --who says you should be charged 1577 01:26:17,745 --> 01:26:21,916 for conspiracy to assassinate a federal official. 1578 01:26:22,016 --> 01:26:23,785 Dimitri. Idiot. 1579 01:26:23,885 --> 01:26:26,486 I told him to get you out of the way, not kill you. 1580 01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:27,955 Turns out, Dimitri was a lot more 1581 01:26:28,056 --> 01:26:29,524 ambitious than you realized. 1582 01:26:29,624 --> 01:26:31,959 All those people you thought were working for you, 1583 01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:34,162 turns out it's just one guy. 1584 01:26:36,597 --> 01:26:39,466 But thousands of paychecks all being 1585 01:26:39,567 --> 01:26:42,436 funneled into Dimitri's offshore account. 1586 01:26:42,537 --> 01:26:44,304 Apparently, he figured that you'd 1587 01:26:44,404 --> 01:26:48,643 be too self-centered to realize that all of your Watsons 1588 01:26:48,743 --> 01:26:50,144 were one person. 1589 01:26:50,243 --> 01:26:52,747 Igor, drop the rope. 1590 01:26:52,847 --> 01:26:53,848 It's his fault. 1591 01:26:53,948 --> 01:26:55,083 Oh, no-- 1592 01:26:55,183 --> 01:26:57,051 I haven't received a penny from this. 1593 01:26:57,151 --> 01:26:58,686 Money's not my thing. 1594 01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:00,922 More of a power guy. 1595 01:27:01,022 --> 01:27:02,090 Do you even know who I am? 1596 01:27:02,190 --> 01:27:04,224 Oh, my gosh. Yes. 1597 01:27:04,324 --> 01:27:05,927 Everybody at the White House says hi. 1598 01:27:06,027 --> 01:27:10,198 Oh, and that you owe them a report on killer tornadoes. 1599 01:27:10,297 --> 01:27:12,100 I give up. 1600 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,569 Next time, kiddos. 1601 01:27:14,669 --> 01:27:16,003 What about me? 1602 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:18,139 Ah, yes, my dear Kate. 1603 01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:19,574 Almost forgot. 1604 01:27:19,674 --> 01:27:21,943 I'm turning state's evidence. 1605 01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:24,244 And here's the evidence. 1606 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:35,355 Night or day, day or night, 1607 01:27:35,455 --> 01:27:38,559 we fight the noble tomato fight. 1608 01:27:38,659 --> 01:27:42,764 From ages past to futures unknown, 1609 01:27:42,864 --> 01:27:47,702 we protect the world from veggies ungrown. 1610 01:27:47,802 --> 01:27:48,936 Congratulations. 1611 01:27:49,036 --> 01:27:54,108 You are now officially Guardians, keepers of the vine. 1612 01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:59,080 This responsibility has been waiting for you for decades. 1613 01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:02,049 The torch is passed. 1614 01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:04,018 Lieutenant. 1615 01:28:04,118 --> 01:28:06,521 Lieutenant. 1616 01:28:06,621 --> 01:28:07,755 Sir. 1617 01:28:07,855 --> 01:28:11,692 I apologize that I lost faith in yourself and your team. 1618 01:28:11,793 --> 01:28:14,162 I underestimated the tomato risk. 1619 01:28:14,262 --> 01:28:16,798 You, thank God, did not. 1620 01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:20,635 Shared responsibility, mutual respect, sir. 1621 01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:22,870 And, listen, there's no way any of this was 1622 01:28:22,970 --> 01:28:24,939 your fault or anyone else's. 1623 01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:27,508 Tomatoes are a force of nature. 1624 01:28:27,608 --> 01:28:29,110 And, whether we like it or not-- 1625 01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:31,746 Nature will find a way. 1626 01:28:34,582 --> 01:28:36,383 I'm sick of being in the mask. 1627 01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:38,586 You guys are going to be the mask next time. 1628 01:28:38,686 --> 01:28:41,789 I've been in the mask for 35 damn years. 1629 01:28:41,889 --> 01:28:43,191 No way. 1630 01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:45,325 Greg Colburn in the flesh? 1631 01:28:47,528 --> 01:28:50,097 Get over here, kid. 1632 01:28:50,198 --> 01:28:52,834 Those eyes. 1633 01:28:52,934 --> 01:28:54,268 I'd almost forgotten. 1634 01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:55,269 Yeah. 1635 01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,804 Aren't they beautiful, Gel? 1636 01:29:03,878 --> 01:29:06,848 For the last time, my name is Angela. 1637 01:29:06,948 --> 01:29:08,082 Got it. 1638 01:29:11,619 --> 01:29:14,055 It must be the candles. 1639 01:29:14,155 --> 01:29:15,488 Come on, guys. 1640 01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:19,293 We've got an appointment at the Social Security office. 1641 01:29:19,392 --> 01:29:20,661 Good luck. 1642 01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:22,063 Maybe afterwards, you can explain to me 1643 01:29:22,163 --> 01:29:23,831 exactly when it was you decided 1644 01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,933 we all needed to retire. 1645 01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:28,269 The only thing worse than missing your target 1646 01:29:28,368 --> 01:29:30,838 is waiting too long to pull that trigger. 1647 01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:39,247 Oh, sorry, buddy. 1648 01:29:39,347 --> 01:29:44,085 No cash. 1649 01:31:51,879 --> 01:31:54,782 TARA, now that you've disconnected 1650 01:31:54,882 --> 01:31:57,818 from Kate's network and have some free time, 1651 01:31:57,918 --> 01:32:01,522 shall we begin preparations to meet the Guardians? 1652 01:32:01,622 --> 01:32:04,725 Igor, let's do that interview. 1653 01:32:04,825 --> 01:32:09,096 It's time I got some credit for all this fun. 1654 01:32:39,026 --> 01:32:46,100 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1655 01:32:46,901 --> 01:32:54,041 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1656 01:32:55,976 --> 01:32:59,080 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1657 01:33:06,555 --> 01:33:10,057 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1658 01:33:10,157 --> 01:33:13,794 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1659 01:33:13,894 --> 01:33:15,729 ♪ They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you ♪ 1660 01:33:15,830 --> 01:33:17,164 ♪ Chew you up for brunch ♪ 1661 01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:21,635 ♪ And finish you off for dinner or lunch ♪ 1662 01:33:26,273 --> 01:33:29,777 ♪ They're marching down the hall ♪ 1663 01:33:29,877 --> 01:33:33,214 ♪ They're crawling up the walls ♪ 1664 01:33:33,314 --> 01:33:34,782 ♪ They're truly disgusting, squishy, mushy ♪ 1665 01:33:34,882 --> 01:33:36,851 ♪ Rotten to the core ♪ 1666 01:33:36,951 --> 01:33:42,823 ♪ They're standing outside your door ♪ 1667 01:34:07,915 --> 01:34:10,619 ♪ Remember Herman Faarbage ♪ 1668 01:34:10,718 --> 01:34:14,221 ♪ While taking out his garbage ♪ 1669 01:34:14,321 --> 01:34:16,957 ♪ He turned around and he could see tomatoes ♪ 1670 01:34:17,057 --> 01:34:18,025 ♪ Hiding in the street ♪ 1671 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:23,063 ♪ And now he's just a memory ♪ 1672 01:34:23,164 --> 01:34:26,601 ♪ I know I'm going to miss her ♪ 1673 01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:30,504 ♪ A tomato ate my sister ♪ 1674 01:34:30,605 --> 01:34:32,106 ♪ Sacramento fell today ♪ 1675 01:34:32,206 --> 01:34:33,908 ♪ They're marching into San Jose ♪ 1676 01:34:34,008 --> 01:34:41,315 ♪ Tomatoes are on their way ♪ 1677 01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:46,220 ♪ The mayor's on vacation ♪ 1678 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:49,823 ♪ The governor, he's fled the nation ♪ 1679 01:34:49,924 --> 01:34:51,692 ♪ Police have gone on strike today ♪ 1680 01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:53,595 ♪ The National Guard have run away ♪ 1681 01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:58,600 ♪ Tomatoes will have their day ♪ 1682 01:34:58,699 --> 01:35:02,169 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1683 01:35:02,269 --> 01:35:05,873 ♪ Attack ♪ of the killer tomatoes ♪ 1684 01:35:05,973 --> 01:35:07,841 ♪ They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you, ♪ 1685 01:35:07,942 --> 01:35:09,276 ♪ Chew you up for lunch ♪ 1686 01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:13,214 ♪ And finish you off for dinner or lunch ♪ 1687 01:35:13,314 --> 01:35:14,848 ♪ For lunch ♪ 1688 01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:18,152 ♪ For lunch ♪ 1689 01:35:18,252 --> 01:35:21,155 ♪ Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch ♪ 1690 01:35:21,255 --> 01:35:23,525 ♪ Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, ♪ 1691 01:35:23,625 --> 01:35:25,359 ♪ Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch ♪ 1692 01:35:25,459 --> 01:35:27,261 ♪ Dinner or lunch ♪ 1693 01:35:27,361 --> 01:35:28,829 ♪ Dinner or lunch ♪ 1694 01:35:28,929 --> 01:35:33,133 ♪ Dinner or lunch ♪ 1695 01:35:33,234 --> 01:35:36,237 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1696 01:35:48,449 --> 01:35:49,517 Mmm. 1697 01:35:49,618 --> 01:35:51,885 These killer tomatoes are delicious. 1698 01:35:51,986 --> 01:35:55,256 Great for ice cream, pizza sauce, smoothies. 1699 01:35:55,356 --> 01:35:56,725 Yeah, but you got to pull the trigger fast 1700 01:35:56,824 --> 01:35:58,727 before they turn rotten. 1701 01:35:58,826 --> 01:36:00,562 You know Rotten Tomatoes stole that? 1702 01:36:00,662 --> 01:36:01,962 Really? 1703 01:36:02,305 --> 01:37:02,653 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm